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Kugai:
Momo:  "As you can see, I have just been informed I am to have a role in the next Star Trek film."
Dale:  "But .... but .... DATA IS A BOY!!"
Marigold:  "True, but this is JJ Abrams we're talking about here."

MillionDollar Belt Sander:
ROUND ONE:

MOMO:  FORNICATE!  FORN-I-CATE!
MARIGOLD:   But I don't know how--
DALE:  Whoa whoa! That's third date stuff AT LEAST!

*DING*

ROUND TWO:

MOMO:  FORNICATE!  FORN-I-CATE!
MARIGOLD:   *sigh.*  That's it,  no more hanging with Pintsize.
DALE:  Daaang, and I was hoping too...

*DING*

ROUND THREE: 

MOMO:  FORNICATE!  FORN-I-CATE!
BOTH AT ONCE:   DAMN IT, NO SHIPPING!!!

*DING DING*

Kugai:
Momo:   "EX-TER-MINATE!! EX-TER-MINATE!!"
Dale:  "!!!!!!!!"
Marigold:   "Damn!  I shouldn't have downloaded that Doctor Who file from Microsoft!"

Is it cold in here?:
Momo: "It was your idea to get a thirty thousand dollar arc welder."
Marigold: "Is it too late to get a million dollar belt sander?"
Dale: "Or a $1.98 drill press?"

cesium133:
Momo der Graff Generator: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dale: I'm not touching that thing.
Marigold: I prefer my hair not standing up, thanks.

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