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QC Captions Vol. 124
« on: 21 Jul 2013, 17:17 »
Good evening, peoples. FIRST IMAGE:



Please enjoy  :evil:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #1 on: 21 Jul 2013, 17:19 »
Maid:  Oh, what are these for?
Dale:  Uhhhh...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #2 on: 21 Jul 2013, 17:25 »
Jeannie: "How do you feel about that license agreement now?"
Dale: "Ahhh...."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #3 on: 21 Jul 2013, 17:51 »
YELLINGMAID:  "-- and I am equipped dual external 750 terabyte external storage arrays..."
DALE:  "Stop shaking them!  My data!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #4 on: 21 Jul 2013, 19:27 »
DALE: "You ... Compute?"
JEANNIE*: "I do computer stuff. Beep BOOP!"

*because why the hell not?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #5 on: 21 Jul 2013, 20:54 »
Jeannie: "And this is how you give CPR to a female Time Lord."
Dale: "Why would I want to?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #6 on: 21 Jul 2013, 21:58 »
May: I updated the algorithm based on your last google searches and...Why, Heeello there!
Dale: Damn you Incognito Guy! You betrayed me!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #7 on: 22 Jul 2013, 00:24 »
May: Safesearch OFF!!
Dale: GAH!! SAFESEARCH ON!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #8 on: 22 Jul 2013, 00:35 »
May: Wow, boobs are awesome!  So what do males have?
Dale: Uhhhh...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #9 on: 22 Jul 2013, 00:39 »
Dickmouth Stinkface: "I posit that ladies's bosoms are rad!"
Dale: "Not helping!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #10 on: 22 Jul 2013, 03:58 »
MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #11 on: 22 Jul 2013, 05:03 »
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jul 2013, 03:58
MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
WinRAR.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #12 on: 22 Jul 2013, 05:28 »
May:  "You know what happens to pregnant women?  This is what comes of your usual internet searches and your actions - congradulations, "Dad".  "

Dale:  "What?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #13 on: 22 Jul 2013, 08:39 »
Quote from: Masterpiece on 22 Jul 2013, 05:03
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jul 2013, 03:58
MAY: Faye, Dora ... Faye, Dora, ...
DALE: Uhm ... Why are you talking about hats?
WinRAR.

MAY: Hey look, my new favourite compression algorithm!
DALE: Awesome! Now let me show you mine! *unzips pants*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #14 on: 22 Jul 2013, 08:56 »
May: Aye ... See ....... Aye .... See....... Aye .... See .......

Dale: ... that's not current ....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #15 on: 22 Jul 2013, 09:28 »
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jul 2013, 08:39
*unzips pants*
I'd rather prefer WinRAR. But goddamn, I love your captions today!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #16 on: 22 Jul 2013, 09:42 »
Quote from: Masterpiece on 22 Jul 2013, 09:28
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 22 Jul 2013, 08:39
*unzips pants*
I'd rather prefer WinRAR. But goddamn, I love your captions today!
Aww, thank you! *blushes*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #17 on: 22 Jul 2013, 19:52 »
May: "In the event of a water landing you can inflate me for use as a flotation device"
Dale: "Wait... aren't you a hologram?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #18 on: 22 Jul 2013, 20:28 »
Dale: Can I do that?
May: My boobs are not the Make-A-Wish Foundation!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #19 on: 23 Jul 2013, 21:21 »
May: Cup....Quart....Cup....Quart
Dale: This is not a recipe I want to learn.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #20 on: 24 Jul 2013, 12:04 »
hehe. NEXT PANEL:



woop
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #21 on: 24 Jul 2013, 12:09 »
Emily:
So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together?

Marten:
No.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #22 on: 24 Jul 2013, 12:17 »
Emily: I saw your little robot walking by and he had a set of antlers on his head!
Marten: Those weren't antlers.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #23 on: 24 Jul 2013, 12:19 »
Emily: Moo, Moo, Moo

Marten: Why did I leave my bed today?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #24 on: 24 Jul 2013, 12:54 »
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Emily: Moo, Moo, Moo

Marten: Why did I leave my bed today?

EMILY: Moo, Moo, Moo
MARTEN: Milking time!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #25 on: 24 Jul 2013, 12:56 »
Emily: And he said "Holidays Snaps"

Marten: At least its not muskrats this time.


Emily: This is how a preying-mantis signals that she is receptive to the males presence.

Marten: Please don't bite my head off.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #26 on: 24 Jul 2013, 15:11 »
Quote from: Pilchard123 on 24 Jul 2013, 12:09
Emily:
So come and dance to the beat, wave your hands together?

Marten:
No.

MARTEN:  The original Swedish version is better. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dPpEVP7DmA
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #27 on: 24 Jul 2013, 17:05 »
Emily: "What do you mean you've never played Martian charades?"
Marten: "Played it? Never heard of it!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #28 on: 25 Jul 2013, 00:04 »
EMILY: After the abduction the alien wiggled his antennae, and before I knew it, some weird tentacle-like things slithered into my p-
MARTEN: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #29 on: 25 Jul 2013, 01:39 »
Quote from: cesium133 on 24 Jul 2013, 12:17
Emily: I saw your little robot walking by and he had a set of antlers on his head!
Marten: Those weren't antlers.

BA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! :laugh: So Pintsize managed to locate some "wang limbs" after all??

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Emily: "What do you mean you've never played Martian charades?"
Marten: "Played it? Never heard of it!"

Oho, are you a Buck Godot fan?

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EMILY: After the abduction the alien wiggled his antennae, and before I knew it, some weird tentacle-like things slithered into my p-
MARTEN: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
EMILY: -eripheral vision. Am I boring you?

Cute, but I don't think Emily has enough self-awareness ever to ask anyone if she was boring them...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #30 on: 25 Jul 2013, 04:46 »
Emily:  "And then the Andorians were going to.."

Marten:  "Emily, please don't act out scenes from "Enterprise".  The stories weren't that good the first time."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #31 on: 25 Jul 2013, 08:31 »
EMILY: "Let's play 'Bullfight'! We can pretend your red shirt is a cape that enrages me!"
MARTEN: "OK, I'll go get my freshman-poking stick to use for the estocada."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #32 on: 25 Jul 2013, 21:11 »
"...then the picadors, of course,
each one on his horse,
I shouted "Ole!" every time one was gored..."
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« Reply #33 on: 25 Jul 2013, 21:31 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 25 Jul 2013, 21:11
"...then the picadors, of course,
each one on his horse,
I shouted "Ole!" every time one was gored..."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #34 on: 26 Jul 2013, 03:29 »
Emily: There were these folks in black robes, and there was a woman naked on the altar in front, and the main guy had horns like this (uses hands to make horny gesture on head) and......
Marten: What did I tell you about listening to gothic music before you go to sleep Emily?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #35 on: 26 Jul 2013, 08:39 »
Emily: "Did you know that ants use their feeler antennas to detect pheromones emitted by other ants as a form of communication? Wish I could do that."

Marten: "The pheromones I'm detecting now are definitely emanating from your armpits. Put on some deodorant."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #36 on: 26 Jul 2013, 16:31 »
EMILY: Marten, did you know *I* am secretly a beetle?
MARTEN: Yes.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 124
« Reply #37 on: 27 Jul 2013, 09:30 »
Quote from: PintsizeForPresident on 26 Jul 2013, 16:31
EMILY: Marten, did you know *I* am secretly a beetle?
MARTEN: Yes.

Da WINnah.
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