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WCDT: 2490-2494 (15-19 July, 2013)
CrowFairy:
Hey, I was in The Middle of Nowhere (C), Kentucky, all weekend; sorry, lol.
And you guys seem to have not met what I call Southern Firecrackers (TM). If we think we're right and absolutely have something to say about it, we will. People recoil in fear when I'm angry at someone and making it known to them. A Southern girl is much more dangerous than you think.
--- Quote from: DSL on 21 Jul 2013, 19:24 ---Are these the same ladies who can crinkle up into the sweetest smile and say "Bless your heart" in a way that is clearly understood to mean: "Fuck you. And you and all your progeny and their progeny and while we're at it, the memories of all your ancestors can go to hell by the most expedient route and burn there beyond forever"?
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They're downright terrifying.
Some of us say it sincerely, though. You have to dance around carefully when someone says that diabolical phrase.
Southern Belles are like Sith, but I promise that the South isn't that much like "Li'l Abner." There aren't as many Southern Belles as you think, because they camouflage really well. They look like normal people, but they are not.
--- Quote from: GarandMarine on 21 Jul 2013, 19:55 ---Yep! The male version is "He's a good old boy" basically the idea is they're going to slam you, then say something pleasant to make that more socially acceptable.
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Yeah, old guys are pretty dangerous when it comes to talking about young people. They do make things sound nicer than the Southern Belles, because you can't hear the venom as well. They have some sort of confuse ray they put out so you don't know if you're being insulted or not.
Pilchard123:
--- Quote from: LoliButt on 22 Jul 2013, 12:16 ---[...] They have some sort of confuse ray [...]
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NORTHENER is confused!
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NORTHERNER hurt itself in its confusion!
GarandMarine:
No, not Northerner. "Damned Yankee" or in the deep South, "Damyankee"
Method of Madness:
Fact: Garand and I have the same first name.
GarandMarine:
Fact: All people who share Method and I's first name actually form a low level hive mind. We are coming for you all.
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