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Is it cold in here?:
There is such a thing as unscented shampoo.

It would be handy to have the same for real poo.

EDIT: speaking of body functions, could we plant a hoax in medical textbooks that spitting is controlled by the pituitary gland?

Method of Madness:
So Jessi's mom had some Ernest Hemingway tea, and we were trying to figure out what kind it was, since the packaging didn't indicate it. I decided it was The Old Man and the Tea.

SubaruStephen:
I went to the Ford dealership to buy a small SUV, but I couldn't leave since all they had were Mustangs, Expeditions, Edges, Focuses, Fiestas, Explorers, F series trucks, Tauruses, Fusions, Flexes, 4 Transit vans, and a C-Max.

There was no Escape.

Kugai:
Goes with the Territory

Tova:
Comment under a photo of a cat inside a drum.

"I hope he's not ensnared."

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