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Tova:
This conversation is certainly living up to its potential.
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 06 Mar 2016, 18:45 ---Wire you saying that?
--- End quote ---
Probably because you're normally so grounded.
chaospersonified:
Ohmgee, you guys, wire we doing this, even
Tova:
Hey, you're a repeater. 8-)
Time for a joke.
Arnold Schoenberg walks into a bar.
"I'll have a gin please, but no tonic."
Method of Madness:
René Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After he drank it, the bartender asked if he wanted another. "I think not," he said, and immediately ceased to exist.
Is it cold in here?:
OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CONMAN
R: Thank you for letting me be the first to interview you in your underground fortress. I notice that, like Batman, instead of a building that sticks out of the ground you've chosen a lair with an entrance that curves inward.
C: Yes, I call it the Concave.
R: This looks challenging to keep going. How do you get fresh air, for example?
C: There's a large air pipe to the nunnery at ground level, the Convent.
R: Do you rely on utility power?
C: No, I have my own nuclear plant, the Confusion reactor.
R: I notice you have a lot of scientific equipment and instruments. Do you run experiments here?
C: Yes, often.
R: I saw a bunch of large dumb-looking creatures under the bridge on the way here. Were they one of your experiments?
C: Just the opposite, that was the Controll Group.
R: How self-sufficient are you?
C: I even grow my own crops, under artificial light.
R: That's a really large field. Isn't it too big for you to take care of by hand?
C: Absolutely, which is why I hire a Contractor.
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