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Redball:
 :claireface:

Is it cold in here?:
Descartes argued that animals reacted by reflex whereas humans were above that.

He might have changed his mind had be been subjected to an experiment putting him in contact with Paris's ladies of the evening, forcing him to recognize his own automatic reflexes.

But that would be putting Descartes before the whores.

The cruise ship's doctor proposed a mix of fresh air and art therapy for respiratory patients, having them sun themselves on top of the ship while gazing at paintings propped up in front of them. The captain vetoed it because it was putting deck art before the hoarse.

Kugai:
I Kant believe you Posted that

bhtooefr:
So I was running rather quickly with scissors, and then I thought of this thread.

You see, I ran dumb.

Kugai:
That's a little Flaky though

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