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Tova:
Don't work so hard. Simply plant a seed.
Is it cold in here?:
The trees must be mad at me for complaining about their pollen.
Every sunny day since then, they've been throwing shade at me.
Akima:
A surfer-dude, travelling to Phuket to catch the big waves off Pansea Beach, had his Enlightenment, and decided to become a Buddhist monk. Now he sits in the shade of a great tree, chanting: "Om brah... Om brah...".
Is it cold in here?:
He then wrote it down, becoming the first ever to pen "om brah".
So, an executive pardon can liberate a prisoner. The prisoner lost his freedom in the first place due to a jury verdict. Is that why people talk about juries deliberating?
bhtooefr:
One I heard re: Brexit...
--- Quote ---Europe now has 1 GB of free space.
--- End quote ---
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