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Is it cold in here?:
If I run for President my platform will be to ban garlic powder and shredded cheese. It's time to re-discover the lost art of making those fresh by using a grater.
MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
cesium133:
Here's hoping your platform performs well in the mainstream garlic press.
Kugai:
One has to be careful though, the Press can be a Nut Cracker when it wants to be.
bhtooefr:
https://twitter.com/tom_forsyth/status/779936424875266049
cesium133:
I know these have been pun before, but I saw this today and it was indeed tearable.
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