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Kugai:
Gave hos friend something to chew over  then

bhtooefr:
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines.

Method of Madness:
A business magazine had two equally qualified candidates for one position. They spent all day going over their resumes before picking the candidate who had thickened their font. Why? Because Fortune favors the bold.

bhtooefr:

Thrillho:
Never trust a kleptomaniac. They take everything, literally.

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

Also that Mondays one is FUCKING AMAZING.

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