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Random Puns

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Akima:
My pet rock doesn't give a schist.

Is it cold in here?:
My pet rock talks a blue streak.

TheEvilDog:
Last Summer my pet rock decided to split.

Still broken up over it.

Neko_Ali:
I had a pet rock once. Turns out it was a rolling stone and left to pursue a career in music.

Is it cold in here?:
My pet rock is very gneiss to me.

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