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Method of Madness:
Now that Twitter allows 280 characters, maybe he'll finally release Winds of Winter to kill the rest?
Blue Kitty:
--- Quote ---A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”
The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears
This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse
--- End quote ---
LTK:
Apparently Android phones have supported facial recognition unlocking for a while now, at least software side.
I could see myself using that.
Akima:
I dislike the Blue's Point Tower.
It has so many flaws.
cesium133:
I've forgotten where I've heard this one (it may have been in this thread...), but:
Why do so many crows get killed by trucks on the Massachusetts Turnpike? Because they only know how to say 'caw'.
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