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Tova:
What's the difference between a well-dressed person on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed person on a tricycle?
Attire.
bhtooefr:
A man is at a friend's funeral. After the proceedings, he approaches the widow and asks if she minds if he says a word. "No, of course not," she replies. So he grabs a glass and taps a spoon against it to get everyone's attention, and when the muttering dies down, he clears his throat and speaks: "Plethora." He puts the glass back down and everyone continues their conversations. The widow turns to him, with a tear in her eye. "Thank you," she says.
(click to show/hide)"It means a lot."
Source: https://glaceon.social/@monorail/100549774175725122
Is it cold in here?:
What is the politest branch of mathematics?
Deferential equations.
jwhouk:
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
bhtooefr:
Android crashes on boot when running from SD card: https://mastodon.cloud/@atomjack/100653882033091291
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