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厚目眠子:
A few months ago, a lawyer entered the bar. To celebrate, the lawyer walked into a bar and overheard the bartender harassing a horse about the shape of it's face. The lawyer convinced the horse to sue the bar for discriminatory practices. They discover other discriminatory practices, such as refusing service to a string who subsequently suffered a mid-life crisis involving self-harm. This bar settled the class-action suit out of court. The lawyer now lies unconscious. Cut to eyewitness---cut back to the reporter, turn to lawyer regaining consciousness: "ouch."
Gyrre:
What did the nervous Roman soldier pray when he offered a piece of albacore to the approaching storm?
"Hail for tuna."
bhtooefr:
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Gyrre:
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Guess I'm still too sheltered in regards to drugs to get this one.
Tova:
(click to show/hide)The terms on the brownies refer to cryptographic hash algorithms.
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