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Thrillho:
You guys are all bellends.
So a Korean couple are in bed, and the husband burps, then farts. 'That's disgusting,' says the woman. 'It was the dog!' says the man, to which his girlfriend replies 'it couldn't be, I cooked it perfectly.'
Is it cold in here?:
The do-it-yourselfer was scheduled for surgery and asked the surgeon "Hey, is it OK if I do my own anesthesia?".
The surgeon said "Eh, whatever, knock yourself out".
He then wondered "How about if I close the incision for you?"
The surgeon shrugged and said "suture self".
Patrick:
sounds like the doc was getting impatient to cut straight to the heart of the matter
Redball:
I don't know if I have the stomach for this line of humor.
Thrillho:
I guess we'd better cut it out.
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