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iduguphergrave:
Good afternoon, folks! FIRST:



May: Man, it looks like this job would be great if it weren't for the fuckin' customers.
Dale: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Mr_Rose:
May: "You wanna know something creepy? I can't feel touch, but my programming won't let me move through "solid" objects. It's like a weird sort of extremely specific temporary paralysis."
Dale: "Welcome to my financial situation…"

(Snarky alt. Dale: "Now you know how my bank account feels."
(Mega-snarky alt. Dale: "You whine just like my wallet does."))

MillionDollar Belt Sander:
YELLINGMAID:  "That was brutal.  Have you ever considered a career in the coffee-service industry?"
DALE:  "I was kicked out for unnecessary cruelty."

Spiff:
May: "He looked cute. Why wouldn't you let him use your glasses?"

Dale: "And get charged for pimping a virtual AnthroPC? No, thanks!"

DSL:
MAY: "All of this has happened before ... "
DALE: " ... But the question remains: Does all of this have to happen again?"

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