Topic: QC Captions Vol. 127 (Read 9962 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 11 Aug 2013, 14:07 »

Hooray! First panel:

yayyyyyy butts

Carl-E · « **Reply #1 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 14:36 »

Faye: "Whoa, nice tramp stamp!"

Maye: "... ... not the reaction I was expecting."

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 14:40 »

Faye: Whoa, nice tramp stamp!
May: That's my bar code, you dumbass!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #3 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 15:31 »

FAYE: Who the hell uses Firewire anymore?
MERRYMAID: Fuck you!

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #4 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 15:51 »

FAYE: "I've heard of dual-booting before, but Dual Booty is a new one on me!"
MERRYMAID: ...

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #5 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 16:18 »

FAYE: Pity you're just a hologram - that'd be the perfect location for a USB port.
MAY: I know, that's what I was thinking, too!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #6 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 17:21 »

Pugnacious Peach: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
May: "$#@!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #7 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 17:26 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 11 Aug 2013, 17:21

Pugnacious Peach: "The goggles! They do nothing!"
May: "$#@!"

Goddamn it you beat me to it.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #8 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 17:37 »

FAYE: "That is the worst case I've ever seen. You should get that defragmented as soon as possible."
MERRYMAID: ....

DrBear · « **Reply #9 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 18:50 »

FAYE: "That IS Kirk! I'd recognize that gape anywhere. Why, I haven't seen him since your high school graduation!"

MAY: "YOU know Veronica Vance too? We did maid-fetish shoots together!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 18:55 »

Faye: "I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened"
May: "You and me both, denimbritches, this is how I usually pose right before people decline the EULA"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #11 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 19:39 »

Faye: Dale, I hate to break it to you....my spectra goggles tells me there is a kid ghost in a maids uniform mooning me right next to you.
May: WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU ASSHOLES OFF OF THE SITE OF MY FORMER HOME WHERE I SERVED A CREEPY OLD PERV THAT KIDNAPPED ME AND DRESSED ME UP AS A SEXY MAID WHO KILLED AND BURIED ME IN YOUR BASEMENT THAT WAS THEN DEMOLISHED FOR THIS CRACKPOT HIPSTER COFFEE STORE?!?!?!

Sorflakne · « **Reply #12 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 23:19 »

Faye: So what's it like pooping when you have no butt?
May: You don't want to know.

Vurogj · « **Reply #13 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 23:40 »

Faye : My God, it's full of stars.
May : Yup, and saved you a trip to Jupiter to see it. You're welcome.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #14 on:** 11 Aug 2013, 23:53 »

Pugnacious Peach: "This place is a butt."
May: "You are also a butt."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #15 on:** 12 Aug 2013, 08:07 »

Faye: "Not sure how I'm supposed to treat that viral infection."

May: "..."

cesium133 · « **Reply #16 on:** 12 Aug 2013, 08:17 »

Faye: Not sure how I'm supposed to treat that viral infection.
May: Get the fuckin' witch on the phone so I can get some butt cream!

techkid · « **Reply #17 on:** 13 Aug 2013, 01:15 »

Faye: "Dale, I don't care what you last looked up on these things, but you realise that there is a Safe Search function, right?"
May: "Safe Search IS on, lady!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 09:20 »

FAYE: So, can you shoot eels from there?
MAY: I'm sure there's a mod for that!

or:

FAYE: I wish *I* could shoot eels from there!
MAY: I'm sure there's a mod for that!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 14:44 »

Very good. Second image:

Enjoy!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 15:27 »

Clinton: "Why'd you put me in the black bin and hit me with a hammer?"
Emily: "Clinton Smoothie!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 15:35 »

Clinton: At least Emily had some frozen peas.
Emily: That's not grammatically correct. "Pee" is an uncountable noun.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 15:46 »

CLINTON: "...and after fishing it out of the toilet I turned around and dropped it right on the floor and the screen cracked. That's why I have this cell phone from 1989 for now."
EMILY: "I love antiques! Can I turn the crank?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 16:07 »

Clinton: "I'm still sore from getting my wisdom teeth extracted."
Emily: "You have your wisdom extracted? May I have it please?"

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 16:17 »

CLINTON: "Can you tell if the swelling has gone down any? I don't think it's gone down any. And it still hurts."
EMILY: "All I am saying is, give peas a chance."

WAYF · « **Reply #25 on:** 14 Aug 2013, 23:20 »

Groooooooooaaaan.

Carl-E · « **Reply #26 on:** 15 Aug 2013, 01:31 »

Clinton: "I know it can have a mind of its own, but it's not supposed to slap my face repeatedly..."

Emily: "Hooray! My virus worked!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #27 on:** 15 Aug 2013, 04:44 »

Clinton: "Thanks for the icepack, but can either of you tell me what happened to my pants?"

Emily: "No."

Sorflakne · « **Reply #28 on:** 15 Aug 2013, 22:57 »

Clinton: Emily, why exactly did you roundhouse kick me?
Emily: Because all Asians know martial arts, silly! And for the lolz.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #29 on:** 15 Aug 2013, 23:55 »

Clinton: "Oh, Lord, why me?"
Emily: "Let us pray for your recovery!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #30 on:** 16 Aug 2013, 01:54 »

CLINTON: Are you sure these are peas? I mean they are small, round and squishy, but the smell?
EMILY: Frozen rabbit droppings!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 Aug 2013, 02:22 »

Clinton: Look Tai, i'm sorry I sung "Lesbian Seagull" around you.
Emily: But you do have a nice voice!!

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