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QC Captions Vol. 127

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FunkyTuba:
Clinton: "Why'd you put me in the black bin and hit me with a hammer?"
Emily: "Clinton Smoothie!"

cesium133:
Clinton: At least Emily had some frozen peas.
Emily: That's not grammatically correct. "Pee" is an uncountable noun.

MillionDollar Belt Sander:
CLINTON:  "...and after fishing it out of the toilet I turned around and dropped it right on the floor and the screen cracked.   That's why I have this cell phone from 1989 for now."
EMILY:  "I love antiques!  Can I turn the crank?"

Is it cold in here?:
Clinton: "I'm still sore from getting my wisdom teeth extracted."
Emily: "You have your wisdom extracted? May I have it please?"

DSL:
CLINTON: "Can you tell if the swelling has gone down any? I don't think it's gone down any. And it still hurts."
EMILY: "All I am saying is, give peas a chance."

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