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One Direction fans are as bad as Beliebers; sun is hot, water wet

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Zingoleb:
well, maybe a cell in his daddy's ballsac.

Patrick:
how long does it take a sperm cell to develop, anyway?

Akima:
Sperm are continuously produced in a healthy man, take about ten weeks to reach maturity, and then only survive for about three weeks in storage within the man's body if not ejaculated (Though I think that's pretty academic in most cases; cf. the TMI thread  :wink:). So every sperm may be sacred (NSFW), but its total life-cycle is only about thirteen weeks. Freddy Mercury died about two years before Justin Beiber would have been conceived, so the sperm that fertilised an egg to create the embryo that became Bieber was not lurking in anyone's ball-sack when Mercury died.

Edit: Fixed gross error in Mr. Mercury's name. What was I thinking?

pwhodges:
s/Eddie/Freddy/

Pilchard123:
My mother gets Freddy Mercury and Eddie Murphy mixed up.

:psyduck:

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