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Schmee

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Sven's song titles
« on: 25 Aug 2013, 05:04 »

I was trawling the archives earlier, and found one of the comics where Sven talked about his terrible, terrible songs. What is your favourite song title, or what do you think would be a good one?

Mine is probably "Can't Get Your Smell Outta My Sheets".
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Re: Sven's song titles
« Reply #2 on: 25 Aug 2013, 10:32 »

For me it's a tie between "She's Pretty (But She Ain't No John Deere)" and "She Dumped Me So I Had Her Trailer Towed."

Kinda disappointed to realize Sven *didn't* write these classics:
"I Gave Her A Ring And She Gave Me The Finger"
"You Flushed Me From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"
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Re: Sven's song titles
« Reply #3 on: 25 Aug 2013, 13:32 »

Oh yes, those are good!  :-D I would honestly be curious to hear some of Sven's songs - just to shiver and switch them off immediately, I expect. But considering the style of music Jeph makes for Deathmole, I somehow can't see him making Sven's stuff real...
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Re: Sven's song titles
« Reply #4 on: 27 Aug 2013, 05:11 »

Drop kick me, Jesus (through the goalposts of life)

Real, Bobby Bare, 1976.  The world's only country music christian football waltz...
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Re: Sven's song titles
« Reply #5 on: 28 Aug 2013, 22:32 »

Drop kick me, Jesus (through the goalposts of life)

Real, Bobby Bare, 1976.  The world's only country music christian football waltz...

You had to remind me of that... song... :psyduck:
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