Topic: QC Captions Vol. 128 (Read 10518 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 18 Aug 2013, 14:08 »

Hey folks! Hope everyone's weekend was cool; here's the first image of the week:

Enjoy!

ankhtahr · « **Reply #1 on:** 18 Aug 2013, 14:30 »

May: Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
Dale: She still can't hear you May…
Marigold: Her name is Momo! And when did she start talking with you telepathically?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 Aug 2013, 16:09 »

MAY: GOOD GAWD HOW MANY CLOCK-CYCLES DOES IT TAKE TO RENDER THOSE!?!
MARIGOLD: GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
DALE: Daaaaaaang....

And lets get this out of the way:

MAY: DAAANG!
MARIGOLD: DANG!!!
DALE: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

Carl-E · « **Reply #3 on:** 18 Aug 2013, 20:14 »

Marigold: "I ... I feel a disturbance in the force..."
May: "Oooh! What happens if I push this button?"
Dale: "Why me?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 18 Aug 2013, 22:39 »

May: "YOU! You're the one who turned me in!"
Marigold: "I - I though I'd deleted you!"
Dale: "Oh, this is going SO well."

jwhouk · « **Reply #5 on:** 18 Aug 2013, 22:50 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 18 Aug 2013, 22:39

May: "YOU! You're the one who turned me in!"
Marigold: "I - I though I'd deleted you!"
Dale: "Oh, this is going SO well."

We have a winnah.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #6 on:** 18 Aug 2013, 23:40 »

Marigold: HOLOPONY!!
May: (CENSORED)
Dale: Now that warning from Hanners makes sense....

Skewbrow · « **Reply #7 on:** 18 Aug 2013, 23:43 »

Awesome start, y'all. This is gonna be good.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #8 on:** 19 Aug 2013, 00:41 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 18 Aug 2013, 22:50

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 18 Aug 2013, 22:39
May: "YOU! You're the one who turned me in!"
Marigold: "I - I though I'd deleted you!"
Dale: "Oh, this is going SO well."

We have a winnah.

Too early to declare a winner: we haven't heard from DSL yet.

Sidhekin · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 Aug 2013, 01:07 »

Marigold: HOLOPONY!
Holopony: No! I'm May! The holopony is over there!
Dale: Awesome start, y'all. This is gonna be good.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 Aug 2013, 04:10 »

Marigold: "You're real?"

May: "As real as those."

Dale: "Daaaannngggg..."

techkid · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 Aug 2013, 04:48 »

May: "I want THAT chassis!"
Marigold: "Wh-what? But I'm using it!"
Dale: "She's not an AnthroPC, May..."

DSL · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 Aug 2013, 11:24 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 19 Aug 2013, 00:41

Too early to declare a winner: we haven't heard from DSL yet.

Oh sure, performance anxiety now. All right then:

MARIGOLD: "You have no nose!"
MAY: "How will I smell?"
DALE: "Terrible!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Aug 2013, 18:40 »

MARIGOLD: DUCK!
DALE: DUCK!
MAY: BOOBS!

Vurogj · « **Reply #14 on:** 20 Aug 2013, 04:47 »

Vaguely fits the expressions.

Marbear : Thunder?!
May : THUNDER!!!
Dale : thundercats? oh god no....

ChaoSera · « **Reply #15 on:** 20 Aug 2013, 05:34 »

Marigold: Where did it go?
May: It crawled into your cleavage!
Dale: ... please don't make me take it out of there.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #16 on:** 20 Aug 2013, 15:05 »

May: "You! You're the one who explained steampunk to Mr Farmer!
Marigold: "I...but...he's my dad! I have to explain things to him... it's kinda my job!"
May: "Whatever... still, you don't want to imagine the getup the algorithm put me in when I had to pitch to him..."
Dale: "Too late"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 15:31 »

Heh that was indeed awesome. SECOND PANEL:

ChaoSera · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 15:35 »

Claire: "Please let me see it one more time!"
Hannelore: "No. It's an invisible ship for a reason."

I was originally gonna do another line, but I think it might have been too offensive, so I scrapped it.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 16:26 »

Claire: "Can I have a speech bubble this big?"
Hannelore: "No. Only characters introduced in the first thousand strips get those."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #20 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 16:48 »

Claire: "B…but, I wasn't…I mean I don't…"
Hannelore: "I'm sorry Claire, it's not you, it's me, I just don't like that sort of thing."

We leave it to the reader's imagination to divine what, precisely, precipitated this conversation.
(My bet is on a whiskey tasting night)

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #21 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 18:15 »

Quote from: ChaoSera on 21 Aug 2013, 15:35

Claire: "Please let me see it one more time!"
Hannelore: "No. It's an invisible ship for a reason."

I was originally gonna do another line, but I think it might have been too offensive, so I scrapped it.

CLAIRE: "I was originally gonna do another line, but I think it might have been too offensive, so I scrapped it."
HANNERS: "If that is what you consider inoffensive, WELL THEN. *huff*"

---

CLAIRE: ...but with the right hormones -- they ARE working on the technology!
HANNERS: I will NOT grow a penis for you.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #22 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 19:28 »

Claire: Wait, your dad has technology to......
Hanners: Sorry, but I can't reveal that info.

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 20:56 »

CLAIRE: "C'mon. You'd LOVE it. Books shelved in their exact assigned spots according to a rigid and arbitrary classification system ... "
HANNERS: "N-no. I've heard about the book mites and the library spiders and the bibliodons and ... ew. Just ew."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #24 on:** 21 Aug 2013, 21:01 »

CLAIRE: "You unfriended everyone I know on Facebook! WHY!"
HANNERS: "Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine"

DSL · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 Aug 2013, 07:46 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Aug 2013, 21:01

CLAIRE: "You unfriended everyone I know on Facebook! WHY!"
HANNERS: "Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine"

Winner.

CLAIRE: "'Butts'? All you're getting is 'Butts'?"
HANNERS: "Every. Damn. Day. Ever since I started working here."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #26 on:** 22 Aug 2013, 12:43 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 21 Aug 2013, 15:31

Heh that was indeed awesome. SECOND PANEL:

Claire: "Sorry, it just happened and I hope you can eventually forgive me."

Hanners: "It's not me you need to apologize to. There are hundreds of 'Marten-Hannelore' fanfic writers whose works you've ruined that need to hear this before I do."

Carl-E · « **Reply #27 on:** 22 Aug 2013, 13:18 »

Soooo many levels of awesome, reiver.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #28 on:** 23 Aug 2013, 02:21 »

Quote from: DSL on 22 Aug 2013, 07:46

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 21 Aug 2013, 21:01
CLAIRE: "You unfriended everyone I know on Facebook! WHY!"
HANNERS: "Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine"

Winner.

CLAIRE: "'Butts'? All you're getting is 'Butts'?"
HANNERS: "Every. Damn. Day. Ever since I started working here."

Declined. I will accept Second Place though.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #29 on:** 23 Aug 2013, 02:29 »

Hard to beat BR, so I will just add some background noise.

Claire: "But you are my friend. And this is important!"
Hannelore: "I'm sorry. Counting red hair gives me allergy, so I can't help you. Not even to settle a bet between you and your brother. Besides, you can't afford my rates."

Thrudd · « **Reply #30 on:** 23 Aug 2013, 12:15 »

Claire: "But it was this big."

Hanners: "Nope. Those things are icky and grosse"

Clair: "Egad! You astound me but why won't anybody acknowledge my puns?"

Hanners: "That's a simple task. I am the Punisher."

Stybar · « **Reply #31 on:** 23 Aug 2013, 12:56 »

Clair: "I'm telling you, there can't be a dust devil in your room!"

Hanners: "Well, I heard something last night"

techkid · « **Reply #32 on:** 24 Aug 2013, 04:10 »

Claire: "But I promise I'll behave this time!"
Hannelore: "No. Your 'give peas a chance' pun was the last straw. No holopony for you."

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #33 on:** 24 Aug 2013, 15:57 »

H-Bomb: So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view.
C-Diddy: A certain point of view?!

Or alternatively...

Big C: But it's just topiary!
Hinndiana Jones: We've all spent a lot of time trimming that big green bush.

(I've never seen a hedge inside a coffee shop - is this a common thing in the US?)

Masterpiece · « **Reply #34 on:** 24 Aug 2013, 18:46 »

Afaik, it's a fake plant.

DrBear · « **Reply #35 on:** 24 Aug 2013, 21:16 »

Claire: But my brother and I are not part of a "crimson-haired conspiracy!"
Hanners: Well it's my headcanon and you should respect that.

DSL · « **Reply #36 on:** 25 Aug 2013, 10:44 »

(joined in progress)
...
CLAIRE: "I'm asking YOU who's on first."
HANNERS: "That's the man's name."
CLAIRE: "That's who's name?"
HANNERS: "Yes."
CLAIRE: "Well go ahead and tell me."
HANNERS: "That's it."
CLAIRE: "That's who?"
HANNERS: "Yes."
(PAUSE)
...
(we return to the rest of the forum)

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #37 on:** 25 Aug 2013, 19:11 »

Claire: ...and it was as thick as his forearm!
Hanners: And just as dextrous, I'm sure. No one said that joke yet because it stopped being funny years ago.

(I really am surprised no one dug that line up again before me.)

jmucchiello · « **Reply #38 on:** 29 Aug 2013, 11:10 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 21 Aug 2013, 16:26

Claire: "Can I have a speech bubble this big?"
Hannelore: "No. Only characters introduced in the first thousand strips get those."

I would call this one the winner. I love the meta.

Edit: and yes, I'm a few days behind in my forum reading.

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