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QC Captions Vol. 130
Loki:
--- Quote from: Pilchard123 on 02 Sep 2013, 10:18 ---* Pilchard123 has never played WoW so doesn't know what the quest intros are like
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Actually, that's pretty par for the course for *some* of them. How elaborate the descriptions get depends on who is talking (a random giant probably won't be as elaborate in his descriptions as the ghost of a noble High Elf) and on the laziness of the writer.
DSL:
HANNERS: "Oh, Winslow ... "
PINTSIZE (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
MARTEN (OP, opening door): "Hanners! I signed the contract, so I have to! But you ... ?!"
Carl-E:
--- Quote from: DSL on 05 Sep 2013, 17:09 ---HANNERS: "Oh, Winslow ... "
PINTSIZE (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
MARTEN Winslow (OP, opening door): "Hanners! I'm ho.... OH MY GOD, NO!!!"
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FYP! :-D :-D :-D
DSL:
If you're gonna riff ...
PINTSIZE: "Oh, Winslow ... "
HANNERS (grumbling): "I knew it ... "
WINSLOW (OP, opening door): "Hanners, I'm ho -- All right, THAT'S IT!"
PINTSIZE: "Winslow, no! Where are you going?
WINSLOW: "I'm going to get the SMBC Neuralizer, set it on high, and fry that trollop's brain!"
PINTSIZE: "No, Winslow! You can't! Listen! She pays for this apartment! She pays the electric bill! She pays for the Wi-Fi! She pays for the upgrades and she said she'd even pay for upgrading you to a New iPad chassis like you wanted, every time Apple comes out with another backwards-incompatible upgrade! She paid for the robot hamster! ... please, Winslow, not the Neuralizer!"
WINSLOW: "What Neuralizer? I'm going to go get one of Marten's hoodies. She'll catch her death of cold, lying there like that in nothing but socks and panties!"
... riff all the way.
(Forumites of a certain age might recognize the original "Please, Henry! Not the shotgun!" version of this joke.)
Thrudd:
Hanners: "Mmm, raspberry. Delicious!"
Pintsize: "And here I always thought blue was blueberry. Truth in advertising my butt."
Hanners: "... and a sweet one at that."
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