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[iduguphergrave]

Yo. Here's the first panel:



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[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

C-Note: "You are DISGUSTING--"
Not-the-Former-President:  "But... check out the cans on that one!!"

[Blood-Tree]

Clare-o-sauras: Don't tell me you actually deleted all the cat videos?!
Hope, Arkansas: They were blocking up the webtubes - the internet is for porn!

[DrBear]

Male redhead who looks sorta like Clinton: "Don't touch this! It controls the armaments!"
Female "           "      "        "      "     Claire: "Oh, no! Have I started an arms race?"

[DSL]

de Lune: "Two WCDTs and polls? How could you let that happen?"
de Witt: "Hey, one didn't see the other one get the go-ahead from the guy who's been doing them, and one was a mod! What the hell was I supposed to do?"

[cesium133]

Clear: "No, you can't borrow mine!"
William Jefferson: "C'mon! Please? My robot hand accidentally crushed mine. I just need to borrow your cell phone for a minute."

[WAYF]

Augustus Caesar: So this is what you've been doing up here in your "secret room" all the time: Using Windows 98!
Augustus Gloop: B-but it's so retro! So quaint!
Augustus Caesar: You're trying to achieve hipster nirvana again, aren't you?!

[techkid]

Clinton: "It- it's not what it looks like!"
Claire: "Sure... you don't want another 'fireworks accident' do you?"

[iduguphergrave]

C-C-C-Combo breaker

[DSL]

Clairitin: "Butts? On first?"
Clintonium: "All I'm getting is .. I mean, he's our shortstop ... I mean ... Gahd dammit, DSL!"

[cesium133]

Clairvoyant: I thought that thing was supposed to predict my future!?
Eastwood: Sorry, all I'm getting is "butts!"

[FunkyTuba]

Claire: I DARE you to say that again with a straight face.
Clinton: er...okay... "I'm keeping an eye out for java developers for Coffee of Doom"
Claire: DAMMIT why didn't I think of that one first?

[Is it cold in here?]

I nominate that as a winner.

[Carl-E]

Seconded.  All in favor? 

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Thirded.  Motion carried. 

Winner declared.  So it is written so it shall be, for now and for all time... until someone else wins.

[FunkyTuba]

I am honored

Edit:  Sankaaa....Sankaaa verah mocha...

[Skewbrow]

Did somebody call for some java, sweet and hot?

[iduguphergrave]

Eek, sorry about the lateness! Next image:

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

M-SPACE:  "Why the hell-ass-balls is a computer... typing on the computer?"
H-BOMB: "Really!"

[Storel]

M-SPACE:  "Why the hell-ass-balls is a computer... typing on the computer?"
H-BOMB: "Really!"

And exactly what fingers is he using to press the keys? Those "hands" of his should be hitting at least 4 keys at once...

[Border Reiver]

Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"

[WAYF]

Hannelore: What's Pintsize doing?

Marten: He's writing a guest comic for this week, under the pseudonym of David McGuire. You... don't want to know what it's about.

[DSL]

MARTEN: "That monolith? I dunno. It just appeared one day, and Pintsize has been acting strange ever since."
HANNERS: "What do you think he's going to do with that femur?"

[cesium133]

Marty McFly: Pintsize, why are you ordering a pallet of cake batter?
Hannelore Montanelore: And he's using your credit card!

[jwhouk]

Hannelore: What's Pintsize doing?

Marten: He's writing a guest comic for this week, under the pseudonym of David McGuire. You... don't want to know what it's about.

And we already have a winnah.

[jmucchiello]

Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"

Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.

[Zebediah]

You probably still could if you googled it. (Which I am not going to do, thank you very much.)

[jmucchiello]

You probably still could if you googled it. (Which I am not going to do, thank you very much.)

But without a dot-matrix printer on continuous green bar paper, ASCII art isn't as much fun.

[Storel]

Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"

Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.

Aha, spoken like someone who actually remembers it! You must be another old-timer like me.

[Blood-Tree]

Dial M for Murder: He's spent all day writing an FAQ for his new iTongue. He's been using it on everything.
Triple H: Is that why your jeans are all ripped?

[Loki]

Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"

Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.

I am pretty sure there is a Python package which can convert videos into ASCII art.

[jwhouk]

Mandrake: "He's sending Jeph a suggestion for what he could do for the ultimate stretch goal for his Kickstarter."
Heliotrope: "Do I want to know what it is?"

Half-Quart (typing) "...I will give you the password to the archive once it is funded..."

[cesium133]

Marten:  "There's something you don't see every day."

Hanners:  "Pornographic ASCII art?"

Depends on what year it is. Circa the late 80s, you could see pornographic ASCII art every day, if you wanted to.

I am pretty sure there is a Python package which can convert videos into ASCII art.

There's also an output filter on mplayer (the linux version, at least) that converts videos to ascii art, so you can watch a video on the command line console.

[jmucchiello]

There's also an output filter on mplayer (the linux version, at least) that converts videos to ascii art, so you can watch a video on the command line console.

But where's the fun in that. I always imagined someone not realizing the ASCII images were programmatically generated sitting there in an editor trying to decide if an M or N would look better in a particular cell.