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Umm, what??? That's pointless...
Blue Kitty:
--- Quote ---when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
thats amore
when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek
thats a moray
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GarandMarine:
The Male Counter Point:
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will Never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and that he is the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.
Valdís:
--- Quote from: GarandMarine on 15 Apr 2014, 17:34 ---A real woman is ..
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*Involuntary gagging reflex*
Blue Kitty:
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--- Quote --- i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
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a dentist
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i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
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GarandMarine:
Yay! Jubilee! :3
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