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Umm, what??? That's pointless...

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Pilchard123:

--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 02 Oct 2013, 11:27 ---(the joke about the man who refused two boats and a helicopter rescue in a flood before drowning is one of my favourites)

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(click to show/hide)Is the the one where he dies, and when he gets to heaven asks "Why didn't God save me?", to which <a being, it varies> says "You were sent two boats and a helicopter, what more did you want?"

Barmymoo:
Exactly - I usually end it with "how many boats do you need?!" but the gist is the same!

Is it cold in here?:

Barmymoo:
My lecturer wrote effects in a slide when she meant affects and it made me hiss with rage, and then I realised that it made the sentence quite amusing so I stopped hissing and chuckled silently.

kyomi:
I'm just going to leave this as "OK" this isn't the place for that conversation, while I would like to say a lot more on the subject but.. oh well.. it's the internet. No one really cares :)

Have this instead, the most metal baby ever:



So.. lol.. :)

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