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QC Captions Vol. 133

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FunkyTuba:
Piercer: Ok... so you want one 22 gauge in each ear.
Claire: Are you sure it should be that big? what about 12 gauge?
Marten: It doesn't work that way... 10-gauge is for goose, 12 for duck, 22 for ears

Skewbrow:
ParlorDude: "So far so good. Now the grand finale..."
Claire: "I'll be fine. It's just like when my brother and I visited a pediatrician as kids..... AEEEEEEGGGHHH!!!"
Marten: (wincing & thinking) "Now I know the true story about how Clinton lost his hand."

DSL:
CAPT. PIERCE: "I see a T ... and an E ... and ... that's not how you spell 'the.'"
CLAIRE: "You're not supposed to do both ears in one shot!"
MARTEN: (sound of metacarpals and phlanges grinding and popping)

Legere-factus:
Piercer: " I... I can't get the needle through. It's hitting something metallic..."

Claire: "Damnit I told Clinton I didn't need robot ears with improved hearing. I wanna work in a library, I LIKE quiet."

Valdís:
But what about optimal shushing reaction-times! :-D

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