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Carl-E:

techkid:

--- Quote from: Zebediah on 04 Oct 2013, 13:57 ---Badge: "Faye's breasts may be closer than they appear."

--- End quote ---
Fine print: "If not Angus, Faye's fist may be closer than it appears."

Skewbrow:
Badge: Caution. Pendulous parts. Starts moving without a warning.

jmucchiello:
Badge: Open here.
or
Badge: Open here if you wish to die.
or
Badge: You must be this to short to get away with talking to my boobs.

Thrudd:
Dale: Okay, no more suggestions for the Days Special unless asked.

Faye: That's right. I am the master of sarcastic wit around here.

Badge: “CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY if you experience sharp or crushing chest pain; sudden shortness of breath; sudden leg pain; sudden severe headache, vomiting, dizziness, or fainting; changes in vision; numbness of an arm or leg; slurred speech; one-sided weakness; severe or persistent stomach pain; vomit that looks like coffee grounds; itching, reddened, swollen, blistered, painful, or peeling skin; yellowing of the skin or eyes; right-sided tenderness; severe or persistent tiredness; fever, chills, or sore throat; severe or persistent nausea; swelling of hands, ankles, feet, face, lips, eyes, throat, or tongue; difficulty swallowing or breathing; or hoarseness.”

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