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ankhtahr:
I was creating a plan to get rich a few years ago. It involved robbing a money transport from the German federal bank to the local state central bank. I'd need .50 Sniper rifles with depleted Uranium ammo though. I would then use my incredible wealth to crash a few countries for my profit. As in buying a bigass amount of CDS in a very short time through multiple broker all over the world. This would increase the price for CDS incredibly fast, which would make people who hold bonds from that country very nervous. It would most certainly cause the rating agencies to decrease the country's rating, which would start a firesale. The value of the CDS papers I bought would then raise into unbelievable heights. At the same time the country would not be able to get any bonds anymore (nobody trusts them anymore). It would become impossible to finance its debt with new debts, and would go bankrupt.

Loki:

--- Quote from: ChaoSera on 30 Sep 2013, 02:14 ---
--- Quote from: Loki on 29 Sep 2013, 21:03 ---I start with Madagascar, because fuck Madagascar.

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I hope you don't try to do that using some kind of disease.

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--- Quote from: Loki on 29 Sep 2013, 21:03 ---I create a supervirus

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--- Quote from: Pilchard123 on 30 Sep 2013, 00:08 ---
--- Quote from: Loki on 29 Sep 2013, 21:03 ---I start with Madagascar, because fuck Madagascar.

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Have you been playing Pandemic again?

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No, because Madagascar. Fuck Madagascar.

ChaoSera:
Well look at that, apparently I can't read. There goes my world-domination.

Loki:
I don't think reading is a necessary condition for world domination.

(Un)Fortunately, it's not sufficient either.  :roll:

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