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QC Captions Vol. 134
« on: 29 Sep 2013, 11:26 »

Afternoon, everyone! FIRST IMAGE:



The way he's posed, whatever Marten says should be accompanied by "girlfriend"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #1 on: 29 Sep 2013, 11:48 »

Emily: Muskrat muskrat muskrat!
Marten: Muskrat muskrat, girlfriend.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #2 on: 29 Sep 2013, 12:24 »

Emily:  Butts! ButtsButtsButtsButts!
Martin:  Butts this, bitches.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #3 on: 29 Sep 2013, 14:08 »

Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"

Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the catterpillars." 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #4 on: 29 Sep 2013, 14:59 »

Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"

Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the catterpillars."

Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"

Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the library spiders."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #5 on: 29 Sep 2013, 15:50 »

Emily: "Hey, do you want to see what I learned from that book of Victorian anal porn?"

Marten: "NO."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #6 on: 29 Sep 2013, 17:55 »

Emily:  "I saw Marten and Tai doing this really weird thing in the stacks."

Marten:  "for the last time, we were shelving the newest additions to the Victorian porn collection.  And no, I can't explain what happened to our pants."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #7 on: 29 Sep 2013, 19:12 »

Emily: "Are we both thinking about Tai naked?"
Marten: "Yeah."
Claire: "This is awkward."
Marten: "Yeah."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #8 on: 29 Sep 2013, 20:18 »

EMILY: "I must be cruel only to be kind."
MARTEN: "Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #9 on: 29 Sep 2013, 23:04 »

Emily: "I've checked everyone else, Claire. I can only conclude you're our secret beetle.
Marten: "I'm leaving before she goes all praying mantis on Emily."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #10 on: 30 Sep 2013, 05:29 »

Emily: "Hey, do you want to see what I learned from that book of Victorian anal porn?"

Marten: "NO."

Claire: NO. ...maybe a little bit.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #11 on: 30 Sep 2013, 10:17 »

Emily: Cutting hair is so easy! Lemme give you a quick trim, Claire...
Marten: Don't you go touching her hair, Girlfriennnnnd!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #12 on: 30 Sep 2013, 12:00 »

EMILY: Frieeeeennnnnds?
MARTEN: Not in this lifetime, partner.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #13 on: 30 Sep 2013, 14:37 »

Claire: DID YOU KNOW RED-HAIRED PEOPLE HAVE SHORTER TEMPERS?

Marten: Go ahead, you two, I don't want to be a witness.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #14 on: 30 Sep 2013, 19:01 »

Emily: "You're so cute when you're angry!"
Marten: "It's Tai's turn to clean up the blood".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #15 on: 01 Oct 2013, 09:12 »

Claire: DID YOU KNOW RED-HAIRED PEOPLE HAVE SHORTER TEMPERS?

Marten: Go ahead, you two, I don't want to be a witness.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #16 on: 01 Oct 2013, 11:32 »

Emily: You're right Claire, Marten's butt actually is really cute.
Marten: I'll be ... sorting the periodicals, bye!
« Last Edit: 01 Oct 2013, 16:14 by Case »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #17 on: 01 Oct 2013, 12:18 »

*raises eyebrow at all the innuendos*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #18 on: 01 Oct 2013, 12:50 »

Did Loki just engage Mod-Mode?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #19 on: 01 Oct 2013, 16:13 »

*raises eyebrow at all the innuendos*

Whooops! Sorry, I didn't mean to cause discomfort, raised eybrows or *Mod Harrrrummphs*. Removed innuendo. The rest doesn't seem too rowdy to me (?!?)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #20 on: 01 Oct 2013, 16:20 »

Removed innuendo.

Darn, I missed it! 

Case, you weren't the only one with innuendos.  I think Loki's statement was a general one. 

But hey, what's the caption thread for, after all?  :D


All I can think of when I hear the word "innuendo" is "Innuendo and out the other"...


Sorry. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #21 on: 01 Oct 2013, 17:01 »

EMILY: "Hahahahaha ... You said 'innuendo.' (gasps for breath)heehee. 'Innuendo' sounds like 'In your ... '"
MARTEN: "WELP BYE."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #22 on: 02 Oct 2013, 00:00 »

Emily: Oh, so you're really a tran.......
Marten: .....and thats my cue to evacuate.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #23 on: 02 Oct 2013, 00:31 »

Did Loki just engage Mod-Mode?

As Carl noted, it was more of a general remark. I realize the line is rather blurry, so I didn't explicitly engage mod mode. I am glad my ambiguity didn't raise any problems ;)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #24 on: 02 Oct 2013, 05:16 »

Emily: Oh, so you're really a tran.......
Marten: .....and thats my cue to evacuate.

EMILY : ... Scendental Meditation practitioner?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #25 on: 02 Oct 2013, 06:00 »

Emily: "But Claire, you're not transparent at all! If you were we could see your organs and stuff! Which would be really cool, but..."

Marten: "I don't know what planet you're from, but it isn't this one."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #26 on: 02 Oct 2013, 22:07 »

Gah, sorry about the lateness; just got done seeing GWAR in concert! Anyway, SECOND PANEL:



And also, what other titles could Faye hold?



Of course there's no ulterior motive for posting this.

*cough*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #27 on: 02 Oct 2013, 22:47 »

Faye: "See this? It's a denture gun."
Dale: "Whoa! Don't shoot."

The name tag, of course, cannot possibly say anything other than "Pugnacious Peach".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #28 on: 02 Oct 2013, 23:42 »

Faye: I wear the square framed glasses around here, Dale. It's my thing.

Dale: Alright, alright, I'll get a prescription for contacts.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #29 on: 03 Oct 2013, 00:05 »

Badge (in really tiny print):  "If you can read this, you're almost close enough..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #30 on: 03 Oct 2013, 00:16 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #31 on: 03 Oct 2013, 15:34 »

DALE: "Hey, whoa. I was just trying to think of a caption for the image under this one."
FAYE: "Think with your eyes up here. And never mind those people who've been off-panel the whole run of the strip."

DALE'S ENTRIES:

"Do not remove tag under penalty of law."

"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT."

Or simply:

"PRESS." 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #32 on: 03 Oct 2013, 17:15 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #33 on: 03 Oct 2013, 20:33 »

Dale: Dude! What are you doing? Don't point those things at me!
Faye: The safety's on... and no, you may not check to see if they're loaded.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #34 on: 04 Oct 2013, 13:57 »

Badge: "Faye's breasts may be closer than they appear."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #35 on: 04 Oct 2013, 16:45 »

« Last Edit: 05 Oct 2013, 07:29 by Carl-E »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #36 on: 05 Oct 2013, 02:35 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #37 on: 05 Oct 2013, 03:51 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #38 on: 07 Oct 2013, 12:23 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 134
« Reply #39 on: 17 Oct 2013, 06:38 »

Dale: Okay, no more suggestions for the Days Special unless asked.

Faye: That's right. I am the master of sarcastic wit around here.


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