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[iduguphergrave]

Afternoon, everyone! FIRST IMAGE:



The way he's posed, whatever Marten says should be accompanied by "girlfriend"

[cesium133]

Emily: Muskrat muskrat muskrat!
Marten: Muskrat muskrat, girlfriend.

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Emily:  Butts! ButtsButtsButtsButts!
Martin:  Butts this, bitches.

[Carl-E]

Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"

Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the catterpillars." 

[Storel]

Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"

Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the catterpillars."

Emily: "So I said, 'Give peas a chance!'"

Marten: "I'll be in the stacks, feeding the library spiders."

[Zebediah]

Emily: "Hey, do you want to see what I learned from that book of Victorian anal porn?"

Marten: "NO."

[Border Reiver]

Emily:  "I saw Marten and Tai doing this really weird thing in the stacks."

Marten:  "for the last time, we were shelving the newest additions to the Victorian porn collection.  And no, I can't explain what happened to our pants."

[cesium133]

Emily: "Are we both thinking about Tai naked?"
Marten: "Yeah."
Claire: "This is awkward."
Marten: "Yeah."

[DSL]

EMILY: "I must be cruel only to be kind."
MARTEN: "Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind."

[techkid]

Emily: "I've checked everyone else, Claire. I can only conclude you're our secret beetle.
Marten: "I'm leaving before she goes all praying mantis on Emily."

[WAYF]

Emily: "Hey, do you want to see what I learned from that book of Victorian anal porn?"

Marten: "NO."

Claire: NO. ...maybe a little bit.

[FunkyTuba]

Emily: Cutting hair is so easy! Lemme give you a quick trim, Claire...
Marten: Don't you go touching her hair, Girlfriennnnnd!

[PintsizeForPresident]

EMILY: Frieeeeennnnnds?
MARTEN: Not in this lifetime, partner.

[DrBear]

Claire: DID YOU KNOW RED-HAIRED PEOPLE HAVE SHORTER TEMPERS?

Marten: Go ahead, you two, I don't want to be a witness.

[Is it cold in here?]

Emily: "You're so cute when you're angry!"
Marten: "It's Tai's turn to clean up the blood".

[questionablydiscontent]

Claire: DID YOU KNOW RED-HAIRED PEOPLE HAVE SHORTER TEMPERS?

Marten: Go ahead, you two, I don't want to be a witness.

Gingersnap!

[Case]

Emily: You're right Claire, Marten's butt actually is really cute.
Marten: I'll be ... sorting the periodicals, bye!

[Loki]

*raises eyebrow at all the innuendos*

[ankhtahr]

Did Loki just engage Mod-Mode?

[Case]

*raises eyebrow at all the innuendos*

Whooops! Sorry, I didn't mean to cause discomfort, raised eybrows or *Mod Harrrrummphs*. Removed innuendo. The rest doesn't seem too rowdy to me (?!?)

[Carl-E]

Removed innuendo.

Darn, I missed it! 

Case, you weren't the only one with innuendos.  I think Loki's statement was a general one. 

But hey, what's the caption thread for, after all? 


All I can think of when I hear the word "innuendo" is "Innuendo and out the other"...


Sorry. 

[DSL]

EMILY: "Hahahahaha ... You said 'innuendo.' (gasps for breath)heehee. 'Innuendo' sounds like 'In your ... '"
MARTEN: "WELP BYE."

[cesariojpn]

Emily: Oh, so you're really a tran.......
Marten: .....and thats my cue to evacuate.

[Loki]

Did Loki just engage Mod-Mode?

As Carl noted, it was more of a general remark. I realize the line is rather blurry, so I didn't explicitly engage mod mode. I am glad my ambiguity didn't raise any problems

Re innuendo:

“Nanny Ogg was more sympathetic but had a tendency to come out with what Magrat thought of as double-intenders, although in Nanny Ogg’s case they were generally single entendres and proud of it.”

[DSL]

Emily: Oh, so you're really a tran.......
Marten: .....and thats my cue to evacuate.

EMILY : ... Scendental Meditation practitioner?

[Zebediah]

Emily: "But Claire, you're not transparent at all! If you were we could see your organs and stuff! Which would be really cool, but..."

Marten: "I don't know what planet you're from, but it isn't this one."

[iduguphergrave]

Gah, sorry about the lateness; just got done seeing GWAR in concert! Anyway, SECOND PANEL:



And also, what other titles could Faye hold?



Of course there's no ulterior motive for posting this.

*cough*

[Is it cold in here?]

Faye: "See this? It's a denture gun."
Dale: "Whoa! Don't shoot."

The name tag, of course, cannot possibly say anything other than "Pugnacious Peach".

[WAYF]

Faye: I wear the square framed glasses around here, Dale. It's my thing.

Dale: Alright, alright, I'll get a prescription for contacts.
____________

Badge: Warning! Choking hazard. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery.

[Carl-E]

Badge (in really tiny print):  "If you can read this, you're almost close enough..."

[Sidhekin]

Badge: Warning! Choking hazard. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery.

Nice callback!

[DSL]

DALE: "Hey, whoa. I was just trying to think of a caption for the image under this one."
FAYE: "Think with your eyes up here. And never mind those people who've been off-panel the whole run of the strip."

DALE'S ENTRIES:

"Do not remove tag under penalty of law."

"REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT."

Or simply:

"PRESS." 

[cesium133]

Badge: Do not taunt Happy Fun Boobs.

[FunkyTuba]

Dale: Dude! What are you doing? Don't point those things at me!
Faye: The safety's on... and no, you may not check to see if they're loaded.

Button: Boobs don't kill people. Stupidity kills people.

[Zebediah]

Badge: "Faye's breasts may be closer than they appear."

[Carl-E]

[techkid]

Badge: "Faye's breasts may be closer than they appear."

Fine print: "If not Angus, Faye's fist may be closer than it appears."

[Skewbrow]

Badge: Caution. Pendulous parts. Starts moving without a warning.

[jmucchiello]

Badge: Open here.
or
Badge: Open here if you wish to die.
or
Badge: You must be this to short to get away with talking to my boobs.

[Thrudd]

Dale: Okay, no more suggestions for the Days Special unless asked.

Faye: That's right. I am the master of sarcastic wit around here.

Badge: “CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY if you experience sharp or crushing chest pain; sudden shortness of breath; sudden leg pain; sudden severe headache, vomiting, dizziness, or fainting; changes in vision; numbness of an arm or leg; slurred speech; one-sided weakness; severe or persistent stomach pain; vomit that looks like coffee grounds; itching, reddened, swollen, blistered, painful, or peeling skin; yellowing of the skin or eyes; right-sided tenderness; severe or persistent tiredness; fever, chills, or sore throat; severe or persistent nausea; swelling of hands, ankles, feet, face, lips, eyes, throat, or tongue; difficulty swallowing or breathing; or hoarseness.”