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QC Captions Vol. 135
cesium133:
Claire: Why is the water in your bong blue? Does the marijuana turn it that color?
Tai: I don't use this for marijuana, I use this for Heisenberg Blue Meth. How do you think I have the energy to do all the work in this place when you're running off with Marten?
(I have no idea if you can actually smoke meth through a bong, and I have no plans to find out)
(Apologies to anyone who doesn't get it because they haven't seen Breaking Bad)
(Oh, and meth would give you energy, but you'd do lousy work on it, so I don't recommend it as a way of improving your efficiency. Plus it kills you. :psyduck: )
techkid:
Claire: "Why are you cleaning your bong, anyway?"
Tai: "Hannelore is coming around for a hit, and this needs to be spotless before she gets here."
FunkyTuba:
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 06 Oct 2013, 21:45 ---
--- Quote from: DSL on 06 Oct 2013, 13:08 ---CLAIRE: "OK, Marten's working for you, Dora's dating you, and you have one more wish."
TAI: "I wish you'd get back in this bottle."
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I'll never top that.
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Agree. Nice.
Zebediah:
Claire: "Emily says we have a whole book on Victorian bongs."
Tai: "Yeah, that's how she got the way she is."
RedWolf4:
Claire: "So hey, listen, thanks for letting me get a few hits off that before I went for my piercings."
Tai: "Don't thank me just yet, all you were smoking was harmless tobacco. Because you see Claire, you had it in you all along. . . "
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