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QC Captions Vol. 135

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PintsizeForPresident:
HANNERS: So, how many babies are Marigold and you going to have?
DALE: I dunno, what is a reasonable number?

DSL:
HANNERS: "... So, anyway, I was thinking you and Francis could battle to the death for the chance to have a reasonable number of babies with Marigold. I could train you in the ways of the broadsword, fighting spoon and battle spatula. Maybe even the war ladle. Marten can show you how to wield the souffle pan."
DALE: "What."
HANNERS: "Francis will probably use the space station's laser and a security droid."

ChaoSera:
I'm kinda late for the party, but I gotta get this one out there.

Claire: "It cleans the Bong, or else it gets the hose again."
Tai: "Oh yeah, give me the hose!"

On the new one:
Hanners: "Hey Dale! Why are you staring at the cash register?"
Dale: "Faye told me I have to find the Buttons for the secret menu until the end of my shift, or else she'll break my knee caps."

Border Reiver:
Hanners:  "!?!?"

Dale:  "Gary?  Long time no see buddy.  Are you free after 5, I'd like to catch up with you after my shift's over."

PintsizeForPresident:
DALE: I think I broke the register. Is it supposed to say <Out of Cheese Error>?
HANNERS: Yeah, it does that all the time. Just threaten it with the broadsword and it will work fine.

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