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QC Captions Vol. 136
« on: 13 Oct 2013, 13:53 »
Happy Sunday! FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #1 on: 13 Oct 2013, 14:07 »
Tai:  "Those pesky spiders will never get me up here."

Dora:  "The ones one the ceiling might."

Dale:  "The hell?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #2 on: 13 Oct 2013, 14:27 »
TAI: Hair or wig? Dora, What do you think?
DORA: Merkin
DALE: What
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #3 on: 13 Oct 2013, 15:31 »
Tai: Well, it's a pretty comfy saddle, and we'd have at least 4 inches on 'em... Please? Pretty please?

Dora: Fine. I'll call Jim to see if he'll let Sam come over. I know Faye'll be game. "Skullmaster vs TaiDale". The house gets 20% of the ticket sales, the rest goes to the winner.

Dale: Hwuh?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #4 on: 13 Oct 2013, 16:55 »
Tai: OK, you're Blaster and I'm Master!
Dora: Jeph snuck another Thunderdome reference into the strip, huh?
Dale: It's okay. We don't need another hero.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #5 on: 13 Oct 2013, 21:48 »
Tai: "This is PERFECT! Thanks Dora!"
Dale: "So this is what you meant when you advertised for 'support staff'?"
Dora: "You should have read the fine print before applying."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #6 on: 14 Oct 2013, 04:03 »
Tai: Wow, Marten didn't quite convey how ponyplay is fun!!
Dora: Uh, thats not how it's done Tai....
Dale: What are you two talking about?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #7 on: 14 Oct 2013, 12:15 »
Tai: "Now if I twist counterclockwise I should be able to screw the top of his head right off."

Dora: "If he is an anthroPC that would violate the warranty."

Dale: "ASDF."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #8 on: 14 Oct 2013, 12:31 »
Tai: But, taking it all in all, I think a force of between three to five kiloBunns should do the trick. Just my little joke, Andy. I know you like a laugh. I would also, I believe be capable of putting one hand down your throat and pulling out your stomach.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #9 on: 15 Oct 2013, 06:00 »
TAI: "There. No matter what happens, I'll stay high and dry."
DORA: "You're high most of the time. And this street hasn't flooded in years."
DALE: "When Marten said I'd need to wear hip waders to work here, I thought he meant something else."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #10 on: 15 Oct 2013, 12:30 »
Tai: "Too bad you don't have dreads. Your hair isn't coarse enough for what I had in mind."
Dora : "Tai, you'd better not try that with my brother Sven. You're high enough as it is."
Dale: "I don't mind a bit of social climbing, but I don't think this is quite what it means."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #11 on: 15 Oct 2013, 17:41 »
Tai:  "See, I told you he'd be perfect for the Ent costume!"
Dora:  "Yes, but will Sam be OK as Pippin?"
Dale (sarcastically):  "Baroom!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #12 on: 15 Oct 2013, 23:17 »
Quote from: Kugai on 15 Oct 2013, 17:41
Tai:  "See, I told you he'd be perfect for the Ent costume!"
Dora:  "Yes, but will Sam be OK as Pippin?"
Dale (sarcastically):  "Baroom!"

I'll one up-ya....

Tai: Great, now I have my Master Blaster costume this Halloween!!
Dora: Two men enter, one man leaves.
Dale: Guh?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #13 on: 16 Oct 2013, 17:07 »
Sorry I'm late! Here's the second panel:



bluh
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #14 on: 16 Oct 2013, 17:36 »
Emily: "So that was you two knocking the plaster down?"
Claire: "Yup! And he still hasn't woken up…"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #15 on: 16 Oct 2013, 18:18 »
Emily: "Why are your eyes closed?"
Claire: "I'm blinded by my privilege!"

Emily: "Is that a library spider on the ceiling eating a Dewey beetle?"
Claire: "I can't see anything."

Emily: "You know, it's been more than 45 seconds since you've made a pun."
Claire: "I'm saving it for a special occasion!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #16 on: 16 Oct 2013, 19:38 »
Emily: So I have to wonder, how did that steam vibrator I saw in the Victorian Porn Books operate, let alone not harm the woman?
Claire: Thats easy; they used compressed air!! 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #17 on: 17 Oct 2013, 04:05 »
Emily:  "How did you ever manage to...?"

Claire:  "Not telling."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #18 on: 21 Oct 2013, 01:40 »
Quote from: DrBear on 13 Oct 2013, 16:55
Tai: OK, you're Blaster and I'm Master!
Dora: Jeph snuck another Thunderdome reference into the strip, huh?
Dale: It's okay. We don't need another hero.
Worthy of the master (DSL).
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 136
« Reply #19 on: 21 Oct 2013, 04:48 »
Oh, hey now, thanks for the kind thought but I don't own this thing. 

Let this be what it is: Winning entry by DrBear. Nice one!
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