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WCDT: 2558-2562 (21-25 October 2013) Weekly Comic Discussion Thread
GarandMarine:
I have an Orkish translation for thems that need it. The ORIGINAL Orkish. ;)
--- Quote ---"Da Tragedy of Hamlet, boss of Denmark" by Shake-da-boss-pole
Act I. Scene I. Planet Elsinore, Denmark Waaaugh; Warcamp of Warboss Claudius
Enter Barnardo and Francisco, two boyz
Barnardo: Oy! Who goez dere?
Francisco: It's me you git!
Enter Horatio (a nob) and Marcellus (another boy)
Horatio: Oy you lot! Stand to!
Everyone: OK boss!
Horatio: Why'z you lot afraid like a snotling?
Marcellus: We'z seen a ghost boss!
Enter ghost of old Warboss – Old Warboss Hamlet
Horatio: Stomp it! Waaaugh!!!
Stomping ensues
Marcellus: Dat ghost iz right tuff!
Horatio: We'z not have enough dakka boyz! I'z gonna get boss Hamlet, he's got dem tricks, he'z gonna know what to do!
End Scene.
Act I. Scene II.
Enter Claudius, Warboss of Denmark Waaaugh; Polonius (a sneaky git and a Kommando nob)Laertes (a Kommando); Hamlet (a boss and secretly a Weirdboy); and others.
Claudius: Oy you lot! Listen up and listen gut! Old warboss iz dead so now I'm da warboss, you gotz that?! Now dem humies over in Norway want to come over and start a fight, so I sez we get lots of boyz and stomp them! Laertes, wot do you want?
Laertes: Warboss, can I take some teef and get new flash dakka from Bad Moons boyz?
Claudius: Polonius, you'z one sneaky git. Do they have new flash dakka?
Polonius: Yes boss!
Claudius: Then go get dem flash dakka Laertes! And you Hamlet! Stop yer mukking about!
Hamlet: OK warboss...
Everyone but Hamlet exits
Hamlet: My skin'z all slimy and feelz like it'z gonna melt right off! Dat'z cuz I fink I haz dem Weirdboy powerz, but everyone else finks I'z just another stupid boss! I shoulda been the next warboss, but Claudius iz warboss now. But dat ain't orky cuz he'z too sneaky and he didn't stomp other bosses proper like. Now he haz too much dakka, I'll never stomp him now!
Enter Horatio and Marcellus
Horatio: 'Ello boss Hamlet. We'z seen a deff ghost!
Hamlet: And did youz stomp it?
Horatio: No boss, it was all sneaky-like, maybe you figure sumfink out?
Hamlet: Alright, let's go! Waaaaugh!!!
--- End quote ---
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/%22Da_Tragedy_of_Hamlet,_boss_of_Denmark%22_by_Shake-da-boss-pole
Loki:
--- Quote from: Dr. ROFLPWN on 25 Oct 2013, 00:16 ---We're all so happy for them now, but I have this feeling that, like an Albino bat in a completely ahistorical movie about a Russian Princess once said, "This can only end in tears."
(Why? So that the tears of we who ship them can nourish Great Jephulhu. Damn you, Jephulhu!)
--- End quote ---
*hums* Someone holds me safe and warm, horses prance through the silver storm...
One of my fond childhood memories is being driven in a horse sled around the Place Of Revolution. I remember the girl driving had long hair and I thought how beautiful she was. I was only what... five or six? I think it was less than that.
Moments like these in the dark of the night (heh) is when I wonder what could have been, and whether that other life would have been better. Consciously I know it wouldn't, but I suppose the grass is always greener in the hypothetical reality where little dwarves come out every night to take care of it.
Carl-E:
I thought it was gnomes who took care of the lawn and garden...
jwhouk:
So what should Marigold wear to her "date" with Dale? (Sorry, "Nothing" is not an option.)
YAOI ZONE Shirt 4 (4.3%)
NUYASHA Shirt 1 (1.1%)
SCIENCE IS A VERB NOW Shirt 2 (2.1%)
HORDE RULES shirt 9 (9.6%)
JOCO shirt 1 (1.1%)
DIREN GREY shirt 0 (0%)
I <3 HARUHI hoodie 1 (1.1%)
EVA-01 shirt 2 (2.1%)
WHITE WORDS ON BLACK SHIRT 7 (7.4%)
XKCD shirt (Ankthar: :P ) 6 (6.4%) <== What she actually chose
"Magical Maid Marigold-chan" outfit 8 (8.5%)
meh. shirt 1 (1.1%)
ANIMEW shirt 0 (0%)
WOW NRRD shirt 1 (1.1%)
The White Dress 2 (2.1%)
Michael Palin black shirt (HA!!!) 0 (0%)
Sarah Palin blue shirt 1 (1.1%)
The Tank Top (!) 7 (7.4%)
Black Hoodie (goes with everything) 2 (2.1%)
LUCKY star hoodie 0 (0%)
Homer Simpson outline shirt 0 (0%)
GEEK (Save Ends) shirt 0 (0%)
I <3 GAWWUS (or is it SEFIROSU~?) shirt 2 (2.1%)
All My Vices Are Devices shirt 8 (8.5%)
69 sideways shirt 2 (2.1%)
The Infamous Bikini 10 (10.6%)
ANIME shirt 2 (2.1%)
SUBS DUBS shirt 2 (2.1%)
Something else 3 (3.2%)
Nothing at all. Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL! 10 (10.6%) <== Mods are messing with me again. :P
Total Members Voted: 94
Method of Madness:
Nope, just one mod :p (and I couldn't even vote for it since I'd voted already!)
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