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QC Captions Vol. 141
« on: 17 Nov 2013, 15:13 »
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA



ENJOY
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #1 on: 17 Nov 2013, 15:43 »
Faye: Why is a National Geographic film crew here?
Dale: They said they want to film the miracle of robot reproduction.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #2 on: 17 Nov 2013, 16:07 »
Quote from: cesium133 on 17 Nov 2013, 15:43
Faye: Why is a National Geographic film crew here?
Dale: They said they want to film the miracle of robot reproduction.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #3 on: 17 Nov 2013, 16:34 »
Faye- "you let him watch Robot Chicken again, didn't you"
Dale- "It was the only thing on that we could agree with"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #4 on: 17 Nov 2013, 18:28 »
Faye: That machine already has an attachment to tamp the grounds!
Dale: But he's so happy to do it!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #5 on: 17 Nov 2013, 19:50 »
Random Comic Caption (1220 Panel 4)

Faye: I know what would make you feel better.
Dale: Oral sex?

/really random. Was the first one I got to.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #6 on: 17 Nov 2013, 19:59 »
Slight tweek to 1548...

DALE:  I just want a fuck'n latte!
FAYE:  Sorry we only fuck'n lattes on Wednesdays! 
« Last Edit: 17 Nov 2013, 20:34 by RightInTheSquishyParts »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #7 on: 17 Nov 2013, 20:31 »
Dale: "I tried hitting him with a broom, but he just won't stop!"
Faye: "Don't. What did you think this week's specials are all about?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #8 on: 17 Nov 2013, 21:28 »
Faye:  Tell him to hurry!  We have 50 people waiting in line for those drinks. 
Dale:  He says it will be another 30 seconds.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #9 on: 18 Nov 2013, 05:19 »
Semi-random (edited for context):

Faye: "I... I think I need a cigarette..."
Dale: "Seriously. Forget girls, I'm a cappuccinosexual now."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #10 on: 18 Nov 2013, 07:41 »
Quote from: techkid on 17 Nov 2013, 20:31
Dale: "I tried hitting him with a broom, but he just won't stop!"
Faye: "Don't. What did you think this week's specials are all about?"
Alt-Faye: "Pray, tell me that you did not use the UselessBroomMadeEntirelyOfDicks."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #11 on: 18 Nov 2013, 14:44 »
Quote from: Skewbrow on 18 Nov 2013, 07:41
Quote from: techkid on 17 Nov 2013, 20:31
Dale: "I tried hitting him with a broom, but he just won't stop!"
Faye: "Don't. What did you think this week's specials are all about?"
Alt-Faye: "Pray, tell me that you did not use the UselessBroomMadeEntirelyOfDicks."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #12 on: 18 Nov 2013, 17:13 »
Faye:  "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Dale:  "Maybe, but where am I supposed to get 2 cheese Danishes and a pint of gruit at this time of the morning?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #13 on: 19 Nov 2013, 06:49 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 18 Nov 2013, 17:13
Faye:  "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Dale:  "Maybe, but where am I supposed to get 2 cheese Danishes and a pint of gruit at this time of the morning?"
Faye: The same place we would get the rubber pants.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #14 on: 19 Nov 2013, 07:49 »
Faye: "Do you ever wonder if we're just some sort of cosmic entertainment?"

Dale: "Sometimes. It would explain why I'm so okay with drinking the coffee Pintsize gets for me."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #15 on: 19 Nov 2013, 09:58 »
FAYE: "So it started when he wanted a 'half-caf soy no foam latte, not too hot, with a s hot of vanilla and a dusting of nutmeg, fresh-ground only.' And then he wanted you to 'make it a medium, but put it in a large to-go cup'?"
DALE: "No, it started when I asked him if he wanted me to leave 'room for cream.'"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #16 on: 19 Nov 2013, 15:53 »
Quote from: DSL on 19 Nov 2013, 09:58
FAYE: "So it started when he wanted a 'half-caf soy no foam latte, not too hot, with a s hot of vanilla and a dusting of nutmeg, fresh-ground only.' And then he wanted you to 'make it a medium, but put it in a large to-go cup'?"
DALE: "No, it started when I asked him if he wanted me to leave 'room for cream.'"
FAYE: Ah, by that he meant for you to...[explosion, most of which lands on Dale]...stand farther back"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #17 on: 19 Nov 2013, 16:44 »
Bukaffe. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #18 on: 19 Nov 2013, 16:51 »
Cappuccinoh! oh! OH! OOOOOOOH YEAAAAH!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #19 on: 19 Nov 2013, 18:28 »
Faye: How did this..........?
Dale: I told him he needed to find out what it was like to work for a living
Pintsize: oh, my bad... I thought you said "you'd like twerk for a living"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #20 on: 20 Nov 2013, 02:35 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 19 Nov 2013, 16:44
Bukaffe.

Figures I read this while I am eating and laugh hard enough to almost choke...either I have a dirty mind or bad timing(or both) :-o :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #21 on: 20 Nov 2013, 06:27 »
FAYE:  What the hell-ass-balls --
DALE:  It's Wednesday.   We're making fuck'n lattes.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #22 on: 20 Nov 2013, 12:52 »
oh my goodness XD Well done  :mrgreen:

NEW IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #23 on: 20 Nov 2013, 12:58 »
EMILY: "You can pick your friends -- we're friends -- and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
CLAIRE: "Or your own, from the looks of it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #24 on: 20 Nov 2013, 13:03 »
Emily: "I keep pressing my nose, but my hair won't change color!"

Claire: "Don't be silly. Everybody knows it's the belly button that does that."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #25 on: 20 Nov 2013, 14:20 »
Alternative: "Be careful! Mine got stuck on red and I haven't been able to change it back!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #26 on: 20 Nov 2013, 16:28 »
EMILY: "And laying my finger aside of my nose, and giving a nod ..."
CLAIRE: "... up the chimney you rose?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #27 on: 20 Nov 2013, 22:56 »
Ok, let's try this random quote thing here: 2287

CLAIRE: "This is an invitation?!?!?"
EMILY: "Yeah, what'd you think it was, a love letter?"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 141
« Reply #28 on: 21 Nov 2013, 02:15 »
CLAIRE: So, what's happened to your eye?
EMILY: I pushed it out the other day when I was picking my nose. I think I went in a little bit too deep.
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