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iduguphergrave:
Good evening! Let's do it:



Enjoy!!!

cesium133:
I guess I'll try the "random quote" thing...

Emily: ...So when I realized he was using the Alphabet Trick on me, I was like "that's right, spell my name, bitch!"
Marten: Hah! I woulda been like "sure thing, baby, just lemme get this condom on and I'll do it in Morse code."
Momo: I don't think that would be very enjoyable. Even if you did my full name, it'd just be a few seconds of arrhythmic thrusting and then you're done.

edit -- another one:
Emily: Oh, I-- I'm sorry, I...
Marten: Will you be my new mommy?
Momo: Today just keeps getting better and better.

Zebediah:
A random caption from #1102:

Emily: Wait a minute, am I giving you a pep talk about girls? What the fuck?
Marten: Welcome to Bizarro World. Let's all grow some goatees.
Momo: I can't, I'm a girl.

Is it cold in here?:
Emily: I'm getting myself modified so my hair color changes when you press my belly button.
Marten: Go for it! What colors are you getting?
Momo: Another case of the privileged appropriating my culture.

DSL:
EMILY: "Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?"

MARTEN: "If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it."

MOMO: "I knew that $64,000 question was rigged. No way anyone knows that much about opera."

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