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Schmee:
Comic 193

CHORUS:
"Our scene: a tavern, early in the eve
At table, sit Lord Marten and his Steve."

STEVEN:
"Forsooth, my robe is almost dry of beer;
My pride is nearly gone, let us leave here."

LORD MARTEN:
"As you wish. I also wish to go
to see the Lady Faye, one whom you know."

(LORD MARTEN AND STEVEN STAND AND MOVE TO EXIT)
(ENTER ELLEN)

ELLEN:
"My lords! I humbly beg of you, leave not
without my number. Steven, you are hot."

STEVEN:
"I thank you for your grace, but didn't you-"

ELLEN:
"-I merely wished to be certain that you
were not a scoundrel and a scheming cad,
who tries to fool young women; I am glad
that your behaviour was not loud or crude,
indeed, you made me think I was quite rude.
You have my number; please, give me a call;
I'll gladly answer, any time at all."

(EXEUNT ELLEN)

STEVEN:
"Surely, this must be some kind of jest;
this Ellen, she must clearly be the best;
Outmaneuvered at my every turn!
my loins are such afire, I think I'll burn."

LORD MARTEN:
"I did not need to know about your loins,
but you have clearly earned some coins."

CHORUS:
"Butts"

RedWolf4:
*Dives for a foxhole as the gauntlets start flying.*

Well this got good quick. . .

Schmee:
Iambic pentameter isn't actually all that hard, once you get the hang of it.

Kugai:
But how do we get Brian Blessed into the Comic?

GarandMarine:
....someone email jeph. I will gladly help organize a fundraiser for a set number of yearly strips featuring Brian Blessed.

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