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QC Captions Vol. 148
« on: 05 Jan 2014, 15:36 »
Welcome to a new week! First image:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #1 on: 05 Jan 2014, 15:40 »
Dora: what, all I am saying is I DO look a lot alike you...
Faye: heh heh, you nailed your sister  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #2 on: 05 Jan 2014, 16:35 »
...aaaaaand </end_thread> after one post. ;)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #3 on: 05 Jan 2014, 17:01 »
Dora: ...so who else thinks Marten would look great in a pink dress?
Faye: heh, heh, I have the weirdest boner.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #4 on: 05 Jan 2014, 17:43 »
Random Comic Quote, AWAY!

Dora: "You... knocked her out?"
Faye: "Vulcan boob squish!"
Marten (Thinking): I'm getting out of the way of Station's targeting lasers this time...

« Last Edit: 06 Jan 2014, 05:56 by jwhouk »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #5 on: 05 Jan 2014, 23:16 »
Dora: "Are you serious? This can't be it!"
Faye:"Oh, I'm serious. This is as far as his mosh pit capabilities go."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #6 on: 05 Jan 2014, 23:52 »
Let's play add-a-line captions:

Dora: Did you hear that?
Faye: <>
Marten: <> (in thought bubble?)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #7 on: 06 Jan 2014, 00:08 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #8 on: 06 Jan 2014, 00:09 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Jan 2014, 23:52
Let's play add-a-line captions:

Dora: Did you hear that?
Faye: <>
Marten: <> (in thought bubble?)

Dora: Did you hear that?
Faye: That must've been the cutest one I've ever heard.
Marten: <> (in thought bubble?)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #9 on: 06 Jan 2014, 04:17 »
Dora:  "She's just a little too ... energetic after the triple espresso."

Faye:  "You'll find her bound and gagged in the back room.  Need any help?"

MArten:  "I'm getting to old for this."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #10 on: 06 Jan 2014, 05:56 »
Quote from: Pilchard123 on 06 Jan 2014, 00:08
Quote from: jwhouk on 05 Jan 2014, 17:43
Random Comic Quote, AWAY!

URL's broken in your post, jw. Fixed above.
I had the "" in the URL, sowwy.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #11 on: 06 Jan 2014, 07:01 »
Quote from: Soulsynger on 06 Jan 2014, 00:09
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Jan 2014, 23:52
Let's play add-a-line captions:

Dora: Did you hear that?
Faye: <>
Marten: <> (in thought bubble?)

Dora: Did you hear that?
Faye: That must've been the cutest one I've ever heard.
Marten: <> (in thought bubble?)
Dora: Did you hear that?
Faye: That must've been the cutest one I've ever heard.
Marten (in thought bubble): Just wait until they smell it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #12 on: 06 Jan 2014, 11:04 »
^3-way high-5 :D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #13 on: 06 Jan 2014, 17:58 »
Synergy. Gotta love it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #14 on: 06 Jan 2014, 18:11 »
That might actually make a good spinoff thread, good for a few laughs during the slower times  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #15 on: 08 Jan 2014, 16:45 »
Hello. New image:



Sorry. We're caught in the grip of the freeze and I think it's depressing me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #16 on: 08 Jan 2014, 17:49 »
Dale:  You can use them to make rose-colored Google glasses.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #17 on: 08 Jan 2014, 17:52 »
Dale: The smell of these flowers was the inspiration for the Pokemon Vileplume.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #18 on: 08 Jan 2014, 18:35 »
DALE: Here, have some plant genitals.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #19 on: 08 Jan 2014, 18:58 »
Dale: The card says "From Space, I'm watching you xox".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #20 on: 09 Jan 2014, 11:29 »
Dale: "Leave the High Warlords Greatsword, take the roses"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #21 on: 09 Jan 2014, 12:41 »
Dale: And now for a few words from our award winner.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #22 on: 09 Jan 2014, 15:03 »
Dale: Yeah, you'll have to go to the hospital first, but this worked for Marten with Dora...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #23 on: 11 Jan 2014, 16:42 »
Roses: Why doesn't anyone care what we have to say?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #24 on: 12 Jan 2014, 07:51 »
ROSES: "Oh no. Not again."
O.P. (sound effect): Whale hitting ground from great height.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #25 on: 12 Jan 2014, 15:51 »
Dale: Some lady with a foul-mouthed dickcissel sold me these.
Roses: FUCK THIS SKINNY ASS NERDBALL ALREADY YOU BIG-TITTIED CUNTSPLATTER
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #26 on: 12 Jan 2014, 15:59 »
Quote from: DSL on 12 Jan 2014, 07:51
ROSES: "Oh no. Not again."
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You mean a wet sudden thud with following silence?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 148
« Reply #27 on: 12 Jan 2014, 18:18 »
More of a SPLORT. A really big SPLORT. Maybe even a SPLABBATCH.

I'm a fan of the work of D. Martin, who gave us FAGROONklubbleklubbleklubble as the sound of a supermarket collapsing.
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