Topic: QC Captions Vol. 146 (Read 7289 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 22 Dec 2013, 11:43 »

Good afternoon! The new comic format might make the caption game a bit more difficult to organize but I think It'll work out! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy and Happy Holidays!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 11:59 »

Faye: Fine, worship him if you want.
Dale: Oh Great Lord Angus, what shall your followers do for you?
Angus: Build me an altar. Covered in pictures of human anuses.

celticgeek · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 12:02 »

Faye: I don't know, you must ask the Oracle.
Dale: Tell me, O Oracle, what is the meaning of life?
Angus: 42.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 14:44 »

Pugnacious Peach: "I can't find my contacts."
Angus: "The contacts are an illusion created by your own insecurity. Embrace the fashionable vision correction."
Dale: "Dear Lord help Faye find her contacts."

DSL · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 17:48 »

DALE: "... Do you, Angus ..."
FAYE (externalizing an internal monologue): "Weird. Despite everything I do, he gets me to like him. Then he gets me to kiss him. Then he gets me to ... well, you know. What could possibly be next?"
ANGUS: "I do."

WAYF · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 21:09 »

Oh man, DSL, how are you this amazing?
That's a winner.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 23:55 »

Faye: "Well... even though it DID burn through the rug, it's still 100% organic so I guess at least hippies will drink it."
Dale: "I solemnly promise to better my coffee brewing ways."
Angus: "To atone for your transgression, you shall make me a banana smoothie using only a Dufresne~esque rock hammer."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #7 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 16:45 »

I don't have a caption, but I couldn't help noticing that if they had a few more cast members they could pull off a convincing Last Supper

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #8 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 19:10 »

Faye: I don't think I look good in Keds.....
Dale: But you note the fact that your feet is more comfortable, as if walking on air.
Angus: All the better to suck her toes during foreplay.

akronnick · « **Reply #9 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 21:15 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 23 Dec 2013, 16:45

I don't have a caption, but I couldn't help noticing that if they had a few more cast members they could pull off a convincing Last Supper

I don't know, are there 13 male characters in QC? (or 12 if you believe the Da Vinci Code nuts.)

DSL · « **Reply #10 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 06:13 »

Marten, Steve, Angus, Dale, Pintsize, Winslow, Doc E-C ...
Maybe bring in the Major, Agent Turing, Station, Spaceship, Wil Wheaton, the Makeout Hobo ...

As backup, Yelling Bird, Andy ...

It could be done.

Dora, being an occasionally major character who also looks like Marten for comedy purposes, could sit in for any one of the second or third tier if you wanna go the Dan Brown route.

DrBear · « **Reply #11 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 07:43 »

Not to mention Sven, Wil (not Wheaton, Penelope's boy).....

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 07:57 »

Let's see, in rough order of appearance:

Marten
Pintsize
Steve
Agent Alan Turing
Sven
Jimbo
Angus
Winslow
Benji (Raven's busker "boyfriend")
Wil (Sven's friend, Penelope's boyfriend)
Jim (Secret Bakery owner)
Spaceship
Station

Yeah, we got enough.

EDIT: If we don't want to go with the two Holograms, we can use Dr. E-C and Dale.

celticgeek · « **Reply #13 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 08:00 »

Definitely enough for a minyan.

LookingIn · « **Reply #14 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 08:27 »

Dale and Amir, Heny Reed and if need be Maurice Duplantier(Henry's husband) and Elliot should be on the list over Station, Spaceship, and Benji...

akronnick · « **Reply #15 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 09:31 »

Also Hsu the punching intern.

Next question: Which one would represent Judas?

jwhouk · « **Reply #16 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 14:21 »

That's why you gotta include Pintsize.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #17 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 14:25 »

Don't let me interrupt the discussion because this is actually very interesting, but I'm leaving town for a couple days so I'm gonna go ahead and post the second panel now. Happy Holidays, folks!

cesium133 · « **Reply #18 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 14:33 »

Winslow: I can't believe Pintsize betrayed Marten for 30 pieces of porn.
Momo: I can...
Hanners: I picked the right date for the betrayal in the betting pool!

LookingIn · « **Reply #19 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 15:54 »

Winslow: *GASP* My antivirus must have failed, this is one of Pintsize's fanfics come true!
Momo: Join us Winslow for some hanky panky!
Hanners: Yes, park it here sexy!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #20 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 16:31 »

Winslow: "10101000110010101000110101010010101000101110110101010101010101110101010!"
Momo: "Don't be silly, there's no way a human coul…"
Hannelore: "0010110011010100011100100101!"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #21 on:** 24 Dec 2013, 21:24 »

Winslow: "I'm getting these red spots, and they're not in my manual!"
Momo: "Winslow, that means you're pregnant."
Hannelore: "I'm going to be a grandmother!"

Loki · « **Reply #22 on:** 25 Dec 2013, 05:06 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 24 Dec 2013, 16:31

Winslow: "10101000110010101000110101010010101000101110110101010101010101110101010!"
Momo: "Don't be silly, there's no way a human coul…"
Hannelore: "0010110011010100011100100101!"

Quote

Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

K1dmor · « **Reply #23 on:** 25 Dec 2013, 16:49 »

Winslow: I take it back! I'm a total MASTER in the bedroom! I'm like a Sex Machine!
Momo: You are a machine, but i don't know if--
Hannelore: Well, with the right drivers...

Skewbrow · « **Reply #24 on:** 25 Dec 2013, 23:20 »

Quote from: Loki on 25 Dec 2013, 05:06

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 24 Dec 2013, 16:31
Winslow: "10101000110010101000110101010010101000101110110101010101010101110101010!"
Momo: "Don't be silly, there's no way a human coul…"
Hannelore: "0010110011010100011100100101!"

Quote
Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

[nerd] Divisibility by 8 is useless for detecting errors. CRC-8 is more like it (for short messages such as these). [/nerd]

Storel · « **Reply #25 on:** 27 Dec 2013, 10:41 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 25 Dec 2013, 23:20

Quote from: Loki on 25 Dec 2013, 05:06
Quote from: Mr_Rose on 24 Dec 2013, 16:31
Winslow: "10101000110010101000110101010010101000101110110101010101010101110101010!"
Momo: "Don't be silly, there's no way a human coul…"
Hannelore: "0010110011010100011100100101!"

Quote
Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

[nerd] Divisibility by 8 is useless for detecting errors. CRC-8 is more like it (for short messages such as these). [/nerd]

I think Loki meant the number of bits must be divisible by 8, since each byte is 8 bits...

Edit: Assuming standard-size bytes and no parity or error bits, of course.

Thrudd · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Jan 2014, 09:16 »

In direct data transmission there should be start and stop blocks and error correcting bits BUT a minimum of seven bits for optimal text transfer could be used if retransmission is not an issue.
But if you want to be all structured about it then here.
01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100001 01100100 00111111 00100000 01000101 01101100 01100101 01110000 01101000 01100001 01101110 01110100 00101110

Storel · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 Jan 2014, 17:17 »

Quote from: akronnick on 24 Dec 2013, 09:31

Next question: Which one would represent Judas?

Quote from: jwhouk on 24 Dec 2013, 14:21

That's why you gotta include Pintsize.

This pair of posts made me laugh loudly enough to startle the cats!

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