Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 138536 times)

ZJGent · « **Reply #550 on:** 09 Apr 2011, 07:31 »

MC Arch E Hip-Hop Tryx is in the hizzouse.

They see me evolvin', they hatin'...

JD · « **Reply #551 on:** 09 Apr 2011, 09:41 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #552 on:** 09 Apr 2011, 16:33 »

At least one branch of government in the United States isn't gonna give up

nekowafer · « **Reply #553 on:** 09 Apr 2011, 17:46 »

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #554 on:** 09 Apr 2011, 21:05 »

This cat is a voracious reader

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #555 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 07:10 »

Quote from: Jimor on 09 Apr 2011, 02:27

Spiders escaping Pakistan's floods last December enshroud trees in webbing.

This is the coolest thing I've seen in a while... The pictures look beautiful in a very odd way. Go spiders! Kick Malaria's butt!

nufan · « **Reply #556 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 13:50 »

A taxidermist in 1731 tries to stuff a lion without ever having seen one

jhocking · « **Reply #557 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 14:53 »

Scarychips · « **Reply #558 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 17:29 »

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

Pretty self-explanatory.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #559 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 17:44 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #560 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 20:31 »

From a knife and sword selling site:

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We do not sell weapons to anyone under the age of 18 without permission and consent of a parent or legal guardian. These are real weapons and not toys. They are very sharp and should always be treated with care. They are not prop weapons and are not designed to be used for theatrical duels. They are not designed to cut down trees, cut through cinder blocks, stab through cars, or any other torture test. Be careful to never put yourself or anyone else in danger.

They wouldn't have this kind of disclaimer if it has never happened at some point.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #561 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 20:49 »

What, the cinderblock/car/torture test part? Thank Cold Steel and the internet for that. I'm pretty sure there is at least one youtube channel solely dedicated to testing as many knives to destruction as possible.

KvP · « **Reply #562 on:** 10 Apr 2011, 20:57 »

All I can think of is that Newsradio episode in which Dave receives a katana and proceeds to accidentally destroy all manner of things with it.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #563 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 03:41 »

I've never seen that episode (I don't watch much TV), but I can think of only 2 ways to accidentally destroy shit with a katana:
1) He walks around with it unsheathed like an idiot.
2) It's a beam katana.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #564 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 09:56 »

3) It's a fucking sitcom

Caleb · « **Reply #565 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 11:41 »

~~4. It's Fucking Dave Foley.~~

4. It's Dave Fucking Foley.

Jace · « **Reply #566 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 15:04 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 11 Apr 2011, 03:41

1) He walks around with it unsheathed like an idiot.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system.

valley_parade · « **Reply #567 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 15:07 »

Jace why on earth did you spend 20K on a sword?

Jace · « **Reply #568 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 15:12 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 11 Apr 2011, 15:07

Jace why on earth did you spend 20K on a sword?

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Rations” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Bacon deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine helping of bacon in the American South for 10 dollars, plus tax (that’s about $10.50) and have been eatin bacon steadily for almost 2 years now. I can even belch clouds of bacon-bits after dinner.
Cooks smiths spend years working on a single strip of bacon and fry it up to a million times to produce the finest pork product known to mankind.
Bacon strips are thrice as tasty as Canadian bacon and thrice as savory for that matter too. Any stomach a slice of ham can fill up, a strip of bacon can fill up better. I’m pretty sure a slice of bacon could easily tame the hunger of a sumo wrestler during a breakfast meal.
Ever wonder why European cooks never have shows in America? That’s right, they were too scared to try and cook a slice of bacon, fearing its subtle flavours. Even in World War II, Axis soldiers targeted the men with the food supplies first because their packages of bacon were feared and respected. And they were hungry.
So what am I saying? Bacon is simply the best food that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system.

Wait here's a better one:
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Social Networking" bullshit that's been going on in the movie industry right now. Nicholas Cage deserves better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself bought a genuine Nicholas Cage movie in Family Video for $2.40 (that's about a week's allowance) and have been watching it for almost two years now. I can even start a bag of popcorn before my movie even starts now.
Hollywood producers go through through thousands of actors and go with the first take up to a million times to produce some of the most mediocre movies known to mankind.
Nicholas Cage is thrice as bizzare as Keanu Reeves and thrice as recognisable for that matter. Anything Keanu Reeves could act, Nicholas Cage could blow out of proportion better. I'm pretty sure Nicholas could easily

Liz · « **Reply #569 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 15:50 »

Jace why on earth did you spend $10.50 on bacon?

valley_parade · « **Reply #570 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 16:04 »

And $2.40 on a Nic Cage film? Dude, the internet.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #571 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 16:31 »

Yeah, perhaps he posted a joke in the threat we reserve for funny stuff. I don't know, but maybe you should take a few breaths, maybe a short walk, before posting.

valley_parade · « **Reply #572 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 16:46 »

I told you, shut up and go make us some waffles.

Jace · « **Reply #573 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 16:50 »

Did I just win this thread?

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #574 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 16:56 »

Dear sweet Cthulhu that is some quality fill-in-the-blank troll ammo.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #575 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 17:10 »

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Chastity Belt" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Castration deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine castration in Mexico for 10,000 pesos (that's about $850) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my sexual frustration.
Mexican back-alley doctors spend seconds working on a single penis and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest black market cuisine known to mankind.
Castrations are thrice as effective as European ball vices and thrice as painful for that matter too. Anything a chastity belt can prevent, a castration can rule out entirely. I'm pretty sure a castration could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical incision.

Rizzo · « **Reply #576 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 17:18 »

That's it. I'm sick of all this "copypasta retard" bullshit that's going on in the QC forum system right now. We deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself created a genuine copypasta in New Zealand for $2,400,000 NZD (that's about $6) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even break blocks of solid text with my copypasta.
New Zealand writers spend years working on a single copypasta and edit them up to a million times to produce the finest spam known to mankind.
NZ Copypastas are thrice as nonsensical as European ones and thrice as complex for that matter too. Anything a European can ridicule, a copypasta can take the piss out of better. I'm pretty sure my copypasta could easily bisect a wall of text on any forum with a simple word replacement.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering New Zealand? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined copy editors and their spam of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the typewriters first because their spamming power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Copypastas are simply the best spam that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the QC forum system

Jace · « **Reply #577 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 17:30 »

Quote from: Rizzo on 11 Apr 2011, 17:18

I myself created a genuine copypasta in New Zealand for $2,400,000 NZD (that's about $6)

nekowafer · « **Reply #578 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 19:20 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #579 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 19:38 »

Papersatan · « **Reply #580 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 19:47 »

to be fair, I would wear a shirt that said "Peanutbutterchocolatebar Motherfucker" because peanut butter chocolate bar motherfucker!

shit, now I am hungry.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #581 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 20:03 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 11 Apr 2011, 19:38

Goddamn Batman

Yeah I'd still bet on Batman

Katherine · « **Reply #582 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 20:53 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #583 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 21:09 »

Lunchbox · « **Reply #584 on:** 11 Apr 2011, 21:10 »

The Doctor wears black pants, duh

est · « **Reply #585 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 04:48 »

Quote from: Scarychips on 10 Apr 2011, 17:29

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

Pretty self-explanatory.

It's amazing how much of a role a person's eyes play in my perception of their attractiveness. Like, it honestly makes me see the other parts of the face and body as horrible for some reason. It's like an optical illusion!

SirDudley · « **Reply #586 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 13:50 »

*cracks knuckles* Let's do this.

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #587 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 16:53 »

JD · « **Reply #588 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 17:17 »

That's no moooooon

SirDudley · « **Reply #589 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 18:31 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #590 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 19:27 »

Dante wants to tell you about Marvel vs Capcom 3

David_Dovey · « **Reply #591 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 21:17 »

too much fuckin' animu in my dumbshit thread

McTaggart · « **Reply #592 on:** 12 Apr 2011, 22:01 »

Quote from: Mr. Tool on 12 Apr 2011, 16:53

Guys if I suddenly stop posting it's because I broke my neck trying to do this. Just fyi.

Lines · « **Reply #593 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 06:23 »

The Pokemon/How to Train Your Dragon pic is adorable.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #594 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 08:14 »

SirDudley · « **Reply #595 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 08:36 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 12 Apr 2011, 21:17

too much fuckin' animu in my dumbshit thread

Them's fighting words!

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #596 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 09:57 »

no but really

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #597 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 12:12 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #598 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 14:27 »

Tom · « **Reply #599 on:** 13 Apr 2011, 14:45 »

d'awwwwww

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