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Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
WriterofAllWrongs:
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Chastity Belt" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Castration deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine castration in Mexico for 10,000 pesos (that's about $850) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my sexual frustration.
Mexican back-alley doctors spend seconds working on a single penis and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest black market cuisine known to mankind.
Castrations are thrice as effective as European ball vices and thrice as painful for that matter too. Anything a chastity belt can prevent, a castration can rule out entirely. I'm pretty sure a castration could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical incision.
Rizzo:
That's it. I'm sick of all this "copypasta retard" bullshit that's going on in the QC forum system right now. We deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself created a genuine copypasta in New Zealand for $2,400,000 NZD (that's about $6) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even break blocks of solid text with my copypasta.
New Zealand writers spend years working on a single copypasta and edit them up to a million times to produce the finest spam known to mankind.
NZ Copypastas are thrice as nonsensical as European ones and thrice as complex for that matter too. Anything a European can ridicule, a copypasta can take the piss out of better. I'm pretty sure my copypasta could easily bisect a wall of text on any forum with a simple word replacement.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering New Zealand? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined copy editors and their spam of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the typewriters first because their spamming power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Copypastas are simply the best spam that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the QC forum system
Jace:
--- Quote from: Rizzo on 11 Apr 2011, 17:18 ---I myself created a genuine copypasta in New Zealand for $2,400,000 NZD (that's about $6)
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