Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIc: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 140591 times)

snalin · « **Reply #800 on:** 03 May 2011, 11:30 »

Am I evil because I just throw them into boiling water while they're still alive?

redglasscurls · « **Reply #801 on:** 03 May 2011, 11:35 »

LeeC · « **Reply #802 on:** 03 May 2011, 11:42 »

Quote from: snalin on 03 May 2011, 11:30

Am I evil because I just throw them into boiling water while they're still alive?

no, thats how it gets its great flavor. same with lobsters. if its already dead it tastes funny.

LTK · « **Reply #803 on:** 03 May 2011, 11:45 »

Still evil.

LeeC · « **Reply #804 on:** 03 May 2011, 11:54 »

Quote from: LTK on 03 May 2011, 11:45

Still evil.

if you're doing it for the fun of it then I agree. But it looks like he is preparing food. The crab has to die for that to happen.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #805 on:** 03 May 2011, 12:27 »

If something was going to kill and eat me, I really would prefer it was over with quickly even if I would taste delicious if boiled alive :/

snalin · « **Reply #806 on:** 03 May 2011, 13:43 »

No, really, if you start killing the crab any other way it just gets messy and if you do it wrong the juice will float out of it and yeah. They're big insects, basically, so I don't really feel for them that much.

Tom · « **Reply #807 on:** 03 May 2011, 13:50 »

They're not insects, crustacea is a distinct subphylum of arthropoda.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #808 on:** 03 May 2011, 13:54 »

Yeah sorry I mean I know I would probably bleed on your nice clean things if you took me out quickly and all but ugh come on.

I dunno, I feel like you may as well not be cruel just for your own convenience.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #809 on:** 03 May 2011, 15:37 »

Crabs tend to pull others back into the big tubs they are kept in at fishmongers as well.

Hence why "tall poppy syndrome" is also sometimes colloquially called "Crab Bucket".

Avec · « **Reply #810 on:** 03 May 2011, 16:41 »

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/02/new-yorkers-sample-cheese-breast-milk/

I don't know if this more humorous than it is completely gross.

Avec · « **Reply #811 on:** 03 May 2011, 16:51 »

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/05/where_was_osama_bin_laden_hiding.php

UCLA undergrads figured out Osama Bin Laden's location in 2009, using technology that originally was supposed to plot the habitats of endangered birds.

McTaggart · « **Reply #812 on:** 03 May 2011, 22:10 »

Why does every other university in the world have more interesting projects than mine?

Yayniall · « **Reply #813 on:** 04 May 2011, 07:52 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #814 on:** 04 May 2011, 08:01 »

son of a gun, it was set to 800x600

LeeC · « **Reply #815 on:** 04 May 2011, 08:27 »

too small too read

Orbert · « **Reply #816 on:** 04 May 2011, 09:00 »

It's readable now. And kinda sad.

smack that isaiah · « **Reply #817 on:** 04 May 2011, 09:21 »

Pokemon: The Musical

Also, Corgi puppies hopping in the snow

LeeC · « **Reply #818 on:** 04 May 2011, 10:36 »

wow pokemon the musical is fucking awesome!

valley_parade · « **Reply #819 on:** 04 May 2011, 10:41 »

Liz · « **Reply #820 on:** 04 May 2011, 11:58 »

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #821 on:** 04 May 2011, 12:34 »

"Waddle on over to the elevator and we'll continue testing."

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #822 on:** 04 May 2011, 13:39 »

Tom · « **Reply #823 on:** 04 May 2011, 13:48 »

Magneto was a dick but I doubt he cared about that.

pwhodges · « **Reply #824 on:** 05 May 2011, 03:58 »

nufan · « **Reply #825 on:** 05 May 2011, 11:49 »

56 worst/best analogies of high school students

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He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #826 on:** 05 May 2011, 15:11 »

The two things I got from that article of fucking awesome analogies:

1- There's a lot of kids out there enamoured with Douglas Adams, and that is unequivocally a good thing
2- English teachers are humourless motherfuckers

benji · « **Reply #827 on:** 05 May 2011, 19:38 »

I don't know. Stephen Dunn, who's an English professor, liked the one about hummingbirds so much he made a poem about it.

John & Mary

"John & Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also had never met."
—from a freshman's short story

~ Stephen Dunn

They were like gazelles who occupied different
grassy plains, running in opposite directions
from different lions. They were like postal clerks
in different zip codes, with different vacation time,
their bosses adamant and clock-driven.
How could they get together?
They were like two people who couldn't get together.
John was a Sufi with a love of the dervish,
Mary of course a Christian with a curfew.
They were like two dolphins in the immensity
of the Atlantic, one playful,
the other stuck in a tuna net—
two absolutely different childhoods!
There was simply no hope for them.
They would never speak in person.
When they ran across that windswept field
toward each other, they were like two freight trains,
one having left Seattle at 6:36 P.M.
at an unknown speed, the other delayed
in Topeka for repairs.
The math indicated that they'd embrace
in another world, if at all, like parallel lines.
Or merely appear kindred and close, like stars.

SirDudley · « **Reply #828 on:** 05 May 2011, 19:43 »

Lunchbox · « **Reply #829 on:** 06 May 2011, 04:01 »

LeeC · « **Reply #830 on:** 06 May 2011, 06:44 »

kitty is not amused.

JD · « **Reply #831 on:** 06 May 2011, 09:49 »

wrong poptart too

Yayniall · « **Reply #832 on:** 06 May 2011, 11:47 »

A semi-alphabetical listing of Black actors with speaking roles on Friends

Caleb · « **Reply #833 on:** 06 May 2011, 12:17 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=q8DiOthAKek

Yayniall · « **Reply #834 on:** 06 May 2011, 12:42 »

Alan Turing is a dick.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #835 on:** 06 May 2011, 13:32 »

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #836 on:** 06 May 2011, 17:22 »

bicostp · « **Reply #837 on:** 06 May 2011, 18:08 »

Quote from: JD on 06 May 2011, 09:49

wrong poptart too

Seriously.

Ice Cream Sundae Pop-Tarts sucked after they changed the recipe.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #838 on:** 06 May 2011, 18:44 »

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #839 on:** 07 May 2011, 10:00 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #840 on:** 07 May 2011, 10:05 »

"Note: Hipster died on his way back to his home planet"

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #841 on:** 07 May 2011, 14:49 »

JimmyJazz · « **Reply #842 on:** 07 May 2011, 15:02 »

The Simpsons do Pulp Fiction

Jane Corwin for Congress: Together we can make delicious soup from the bones of the poor

David_Dovey · « **Reply #843 on:** 07 May 2011, 15:59 »

Wow, those Simpsons/Pulp Fiction drawings are actually fucking rad

JD · « **Reply #844 on:** 07 May 2011, 21:49 »

The Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs.

SHIRT

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #845 on:** 08 May 2011, 04:53 »

Was Marc Jacobs involved?

Liz · « **Reply #846 on:** 08 May 2011, 08:08 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #847 on:** 08 May 2011, 12:38 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxlt8JouOo0

Mini-battleships slugging it out? Hell yeah I'd do that.

I actually envisioned doing something like this when I was around 10 years old; scale model RC battleships shooting the hell out of each other, except with .22 rounds instead of ball bearings.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #848 on:** 08 May 2011, 13:29 »

all asians know kung fu

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #849 on:** 08 May 2011, 14:27 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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