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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2250 on: 07 Aug 2010, 11:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2251 on: 07 Aug 2010, 13:10 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2252 on: 07 Aug 2010, 19:08 »

From the comments: "Who the hell would use a pair forceps to rip a baby out!? Damn crazy Japs..."

Uh, this is a regular thing that doctors do in difficult deliveries.  Like, there's pretty much nothing abnormal there other than the fact that you're watching a birth when you probably normally wouldn't.  A real birth is about twice as gross as that sanitised, plastic and rubber version due to all the fluids and the thought that real people are involved in the process.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2253 on: 07 Aug 2010, 19:27 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2254 on: 07 Aug 2010, 19:45 »

Holy crap.  10 years ago I would watch the shit out of that. 
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2255 on: 08 Aug 2010, 23:09 »



Oh no not North Korea
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2256 on: 08 Aug 2010, 23:55 »

Presumably they are not signatories to some relevant treaty or other.  Hey folks, let's all go to North Korea, the one remaining home of true freedom...!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2257 on: 08 Aug 2010, 23:58 »

But North Korea is on the list. So's South Korea and the Northern Mariana Islands, but not the Southern Mariana Islands.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2259 on: 09 Aug 2010, 00:34 »

It's slightly sad that right away I knew what that was. But it was very good!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2260 on: 09 Aug 2010, 01:45 »

No. No no no. I know what that is and you will not get me with it again. You prick.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2261 on: 09 Aug 2010, 05:52 »

I do not know what that is and I do not want to.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2262 on: 09 Aug 2010, 07:21 »

Something clicked in the back of my mind and after racking my brain out I realized how reminiscent this is of the Rat Things from Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

It could also be the Mechanical Hound from Fahrenheit 451?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2263 on: 09 Aug 2010, 07:41 »

Oh wait no, it's a 300 reference.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2264 on: 09 Aug 2010, 07:52 »

Is this what I think it is? I guess it's about a serial killer's dog. (small for those who don't want to know)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2265 on: 09 Aug 2010, 07:55 »

Not 300. Watchmen. That's Rorschach coming through the door at the end. If you've read the comic, you should be able to put the rest together from there.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2266 on: 09 Aug 2010, 08:04 »

Ah, I thought his face was weird, but no Watchmen in Switzerland.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2267 on: 09 Aug 2010, 09:14 »

Dammit, that is what I meant. Must be losing my mind.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2268 on: 09 Aug 2010, 09:51 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2269 on: 09 Aug 2010, 10:00 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2270 on: 09 Aug 2010, 10:23 »

Ah, I thought his face was weird, but no Watchmen in Switzerland.

Swatchmen?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2271 on: 09 Aug 2010, 10:28 »

Awesome, someone reposted Good Dog.  I found another panel that makes the whole thing all better




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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2272 on: 09 Aug 2010, 11:51 »

Ah, I thought his face was weird, but no Watchmen in Switzerland.

Swatchmen?

Their swatch watches tell them when the villains come. Then the villains need to get the right papers to be allowed to do villain stuff. Then they get punched in the face.
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« Reply #2274 on: 09 Aug 2010, 12:37 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2275 on: 10 Aug 2010, 09:06 »

Is that the official Norwegian dorm-room drinking team?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2276 on: 10 Aug 2010, 10:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2279 on: 10 Aug 2010, 15:21 »

Guys, I'm about to win the thread.



I just won the thread.
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« Reply #2280 on: 10 Aug 2010, 15:24 »



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« Reply #2285 on: 10 Aug 2010, 23:36 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2286 on: 11 Aug 2010, 08:27 »

"I already addressed your objections.  Why do you keep complaining?"

Damn, I work with people like that.  They come up with something absolutely asinine, and when people point out exactly why it's asinine, they say something even more asinine that's supposed to explain/justify it, and wonder why you still have a problem with it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2288 on: 11 Aug 2010, 16:59 »

An awesome way to quit a job.

'Twas a hoax. But still, was really well done, and you can't go wrong with a few dozen pictures of a cute girl.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2295 on: 12 Aug 2010, 00:06 »

More Who, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...





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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2298 on: 12 Aug 2010, 08:15 »

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« Reply #2299 on: 12 Aug 2010, 09:42 »

amazing ambidextrous artist who can draw 2 mirror images at the same time
if I had been there watching this I very possibly would have thrown all my money at him.
(the camera's a bit shaky at the beginning, but towards the middle the shooter steadies his hand)
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