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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3400 on: 10 Nov 2010, 09:03 »

"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3401 on: 10 Nov 2010, 09:04 »

may Mako rest in peace. :cry:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3402 on: 10 Nov 2010, 09:58 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3404 on: 10 Nov 2010, 11:33 »

I don't recognise it, who is it a statue of?
AAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3405 on: 10 Nov 2010, 15:58 »

Maaaaakkoooooooo! I knew you weren't there in season 3.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3406 on: 10 Nov 2010, 16:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3407 on: 10 Nov 2010, 17:06 »

You haven't seen?

Oh.  Oh my God.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3408 on: 10 Nov 2010, 18:15 »

You can go to his site to download the MP3.

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Go to his site to download the MP3.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3409 on: 10 Nov 2010, 19:23 »

Time for yet another Comics, Everybody








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« Reply #3410 on: 10 Nov 2010, 23:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3411 on: 11 Nov 2010, 06:37 »


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« Reply #3412 on: 11 Nov 2010, 23:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3413 on: 11 Nov 2010, 23:20 »



[naked guy jumping on cars]
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I once heard of a girl who, while having a manic period brought on by bipolar dissorder, climbed on top a car in a multistory carpark and jumped up and down on the hood before jummping to the next one and so on, totalling them as she went, it wouldn't surprise me if this was a similar case.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3414 on: 12 Nov 2010, 03:01 »





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« Reply #3415 on: 12 Nov 2010, 03:16 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3416 on: 12 Nov 2010, 03:43 »

Drillfoxes will kill us all.
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« Reply #3417 on: 12 Nov 2010, 05:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3419 on: 12 Nov 2010, 08:18 »

[naked guy jumping on cars]
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There's a seven and a half minute video on Youtube from which this gif was taken: link
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3420 on: 12 Nov 2010, 08:59 »

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke Because He Fell Asleep While He Was Surfing,  :psyduck:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3421 on: 12 Nov 2010, 09:31 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3422 on: 12 Nov 2010, 10:46 »

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke Because He Fell Asleep While He Was Surfing,  :psyduck:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue

"The porpoises were unavailable for comment."
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3423 on: 12 Nov 2010, 12:32 »

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« Reply #3424 on: 12 Nov 2010, 12:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3425 on: 12 Nov 2010, 12:58 »

So we're pretty much just turning everything into a Calvin+Hobbes mashup now huh
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« Reply #3426 on: 12 Nov 2010, 14:41 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3427 on: 12 Nov 2010, 16:07 »

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke Because He Fell Asleep While He Was Surfing,  :psyduck:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue

"The porpoises were unavailable for comment."

I suspect that the dolphin/penguin picture posted here earlier has a connection to this.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3428 on: 12 Nov 2010, 17:18 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3429 on: 13 Nov 2010, 16:01 »

First, the warmup.

Now, the challenge is: can you listen through to the end?
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« Reply #3430 on: 13 Nov 2010, 16:06 »

Is that the goon show version?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3431 on: 13 Nov 2010, 16:08 »

Nah, that would have a silly voice...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3432 on: 13 Nov 2010, 16:30 »

God's above, thats going to be the music that plays when Nyllanthrop finally turns up.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3433 on: 13 Nov 2010, 18:43 »

It's bad, but I'm tonedeaf enough that it doesn't really bother me to listen through. My girlfriend was cringing in pain though, she made me put on headphones.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3434 on: 13 Nov 2010, 19:34 »

Listened to the whole thing, then again I'm multi-tasking. At the end it gets kind of funny.


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3435 on: 13 Nov 2010, 19:36 »

My mother and sister sometimes compete to see who can sing the worst, but I still found this hilarious.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3436 on: 13 Nov 2010, 20:57 »

God's above, thats going to be the music that plays when Nyllanthrop finally turns up.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3437 on: 13 Nov 2010, 21:07 »

what

why

this isn't funny

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3438 on: 14 Nov 2010, 04:40 »

Fact: Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLritvQDGvs&feature=player_embedded
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« Reply #3439 on: 14 Nov 2010, 21:41 »

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« Reply #3440 on: 15 Nov 2010, 07:31 »





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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3441 on: 15 Nov 2010, 08:06 »

On the clumsy horse tip:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3442 on: 15 Nov 2010, 10:50 »

kinda relevant to the clumsy horse:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3443 on: 15 Nov 2010, 10:59 »

14.4 excruciating self hating meters.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3444 on: 15 Nov 2010, 11:03 »

how in the world could you get that far?
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« Reply #3445 on: 15 Nov 2010, 11:15 »

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« Reply #3446 on: 15 Nov 2010, 11:19 »

7.5 is my record, though that's through falling into a sort of half-kneeling position and wiggle-worming my way a few meters.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3447 on: 15 Nov 2010, 11:42 »

I got 51.4 metres by getting him on one knee, holding down the W and O keys and scooting him along using the Q. It basically makes his front leg stay out in front of him, rigid, and balances him forward, while scooting makes him balance back, so there's an equilibrium, a long as you don't try to go too fast he'll always just rock forward and come to rest on his front foot.

But, then there is a hurdle at the fifty metre mark  :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3448 on: 15 Nov 2010, 11:47 »

I've found you can run reasonably by alternating QP and OW, holding until one leg is perpendicular at both body and knee, then letting go until that foot hits the ground, then switch. Repeat ad infinitum, or until you screw up and do a backflip or something.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3449 on: 15 Nov 2010, 11:51 »

You gotta make yourself look like this:



and then if you're as awesome as me you can be all FUCK ALL Y'ALL and do this

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