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[JD]

Fucking Fat people fucker fuck fucking

[Alex C]

I bet that clip would be at least a minute shorter if you cut out all the the variations of fuck.

Imagine that thing standing behind your door or peeking out of a dark alley. I'd shit my pants in seven colors.

This reminds me of a contest held by an old video game magazine (I forget which one) back around the time all the movie tie in games for Alien 3 were coming out. The grand prize was a high quality "life size" alien sculpt that was apparently created for promotional purposes. I was 11 years old at the time, and I distinctly remember thinking that it would both be the greatest thing ever as well as the last thing I wanted in my room while trying to sleep.

[glyphic]

What has two thumbs and is the last thing you want in your room while you're trying to sleep?



This guy!

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The website. THE website.

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

Also sorry for a biggun, but I love how everything I'm wearing today goes against this.

Cornell’s Pi Phi Sorority Dress Code








I'm glad the UK doesn't have this. My grandma would've made me join one.

[FIXDIX]

The website. THE website.

For fuck sake

[Yayniall]

I will have the time and will keep you informed

It was at this point it sounded less like a gay man giving fashion advice and more like an eastern european pimp.

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

The website. THE website.

For fuck sake

Is that somebodies programming project where they were asked to design a website doing all the things you ain't supposed to?

[StaedlerMars]

Hey guys here is a fun thing, look up your name on urban dictionary and tell us what it means!

Simon is a Latino-American word used for Yeah, Or Hell yeah.

Guy1- Ey guey you think that hyna over there is fine?
Guy2- ay Simon homez she is fine.

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

Not when some has dated someone with your name....Then it's just awful.

[Thomas Edison]

RYAN
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.

He is a real ryan!

He is not only hot, but a ryan...best of both worlds!

Or, alternatively:

RYAN
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him!

[pwhodges]

1. paul    

Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.

[McTaggart]

I got distracted by this:

Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.

Anyway.

Aidan , maddest cunt ever. all bitches . blow him ,
oooh Aidan we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths

Pulling an Aidan.
-Getting out of any work/excercise/activity by using ridiculous excuses that wouldn't usually interfere with what the task required.

Shitty band that causes all the goths and emo kids at my school to spell my name wrong.
It's Aidan, not 'Aiden', you fucktards.

[negative creep]

1.    Dominik

Sex addicted, Sex Craving, Hotass Man Whore

Do me hard you hot Dominik

 
2.    Dominik    

comes to play the game. hard to beat or break. Just stays mellow and usually falls asleep a lot

Wow that kid dominik is good at football


3.    Dominik

Noun
a high ranking offical in the italian mafia...said to be the last and most powerful don.

Dominik is gunna whack you if you read this.

[evilbobthebob]

andrew
   
The Newest breed of Penguin.

This type of penguin is an andrew

andrew
   
the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows

Aaron: damn nigga you owned me with a pillow andrew

[Ikrik]

Awesome. 

Phill
1, sex god
2, bad ass mouther fucker
3, biggdy bam

Phill
Complete, absolute perfection. Nothing in the world that is better. Heaven.

Man who cleans up like no other, his skills in the art of the sanitarial services are unmatched. He is know as the janitor and yes Phill is BACK!
"Yo that bitch is getting out of control Phill should clean that shit up....anyone got a broom?"

As opposed to simply Phil

Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.

Phils are generally below average intelligence and have a tendency to do stupid things. Beware of encountering a Phil. They may fool you with their university "degrees", charm and dazzling smile, but their idiocy is highly contagious.

[smack that isaiah]

Neil
A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.

neil
to smoke weed or any type of tobacco product.
Ey you wanna take a neil?

Neil
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i '

so very true

[Scandanavian War Machine]

for some reason I thought I was in the blog thread, I was like "wtf is going on in here"

Daniel:
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

[Dollface]

Jussi

A finnish name. It's the definition of everything that's better than YOU.

[Liz]

Liz

1) basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.

2) is the only girl that only wants a simple quest of a soft warm cookie and a cold glass of milk.

3) A really sexy bitch. Everyone wants to fuck her, and typically has extremely large boobs. A Liz is typically very thin and short with a very cute face. In a word, fuckable.

4) A truly stunning brunette with LARGE bosoms, usually bitingly sarcastic. Wears large sweatshirts much to the disappointment of the entire straight male population. Knows how to make everyone laugh. Everybody loves Liz, unless they totally SUCK.

5) A n***** who is ugly and whores around with men. She usually wants cock 24/7.

Things started well...

[Dliessmgg]

Lorenz

Unit of measurement equaling one half inch
My penis is only three Lorenz's long!

[Scarychips]

Anthony

1) Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker.
Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.
Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!

2) a cool boy ; a brand for shaving cream ; some horny boy

3) In addition to a cool guy, the term Anthony can easily refer to any mass of molecules that is constructed in such a way as to be rendered a perfect specimen that may be utilized, but not exploited by, those hungering for an expanded and elaborated knowledge of what it takes to be deemed everything including handsome, intelligent, loving, caring, kind, considerate, wise, humorous, entertaining, true, etc. Whatsmore, a rather impressive figure, he can also be defined as most courteous and endowed with overwhelmingly good taste - especially in the ladies. However, he is now unavailable for the taking and he belongs solely to his queen, Zarrin. Nonetheless, he is still all I claim him to be and to define him would require too much ATP and that I do not have a limitless supply of. Thus, in a simpler way I shall leave it this;

4) Anthony is a homosexual prick who thinks he's hot stuff. In fact, no one truly likes him at all, and always talk behind his back. He has no real friends, but he's got his head stuck too far up his ass to realize that everyone around him hates him. He goes on in life sucking cock thinking life is just dandy, yet everyone who knows him hates him completely. Yeah, Anthony is a real fuckup in life. No one knows the fate that lies ahead. He'll most likely die choking on a cock of a desperate person.

Nice.

[iamiam]

"maiada isn't defined yet."

[ackblom12]

1.  Stephen is considered one of the top 100 masculine and sexy names of the modern nation possessed by only people who will succeed greatly in life opposed to the name Steven possessed by druggies.

If you pronounce it STEF-en, that means your IQ is extremely low. It's prounced stEVen, guys. And it's okay, you can call him Steveyboy.
 

2.  Could get anyone he wants, major player but nobody cares because he's so damn sexy.

[JD]

   JD    
   

1.The coolest dork i know and the main character on scrubs.

2. somebody who trips or hallucinates frequently.
1. Lisa: after kissing J.D. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?
JD: Actually, it's a roll of quarters.
takes out roll of quarters
JD: Laundry day!

2. person 1: dude how long has eric been starin at that lightbulb?
person 2: about an hour..
person 1: he is such a JD!

wait no this is silly

A jizzing dolphin
Oh look its a jd swimming among the waves! Its getting all this white stuff on me!

[Caleb]

caleb
to have a sexy body. to have strong biceps, and ripped abs, and a nice ass
look at that caleb lifting 500 lbs!!

thats guy is a total caleb!

Man, that caleb is a total hottie!

A name that is somehow involved in something supernatural. Always.

Super cool mofo who's tight with everyone. Good at everything he does. Charismatic,charming,daring, handsome and beastly.A person everyone wants to know. Good with the ladies. The loudest one in the room. Will back up his hommies, especially in a fight. Loves to party. Addicted to women. Self-centered sometimes. Never humble. Overall a person you need in your life.
Man! I wish i was a Caleb!

Is Hebrew for dog.

When i grow up i wanna be a Caleb.

I wanna date a Caleb They're soooo Cool.

A monkey in a space suit. Usually scrounging the galaxy for cheese and bananas. If you see a caleb it is highly recommended that you greet it from a distance before approaching. This is done in the following manner:
1-face the caleb
2-standing on your right foot, hold your left leg with your right hand.
3-with your left hand make a fist
4-put left fist into mouth (it is important that you shove the entire fist into your mouth, if any knuckle is showing the caleb will charge)
5-jump up and down on your right foot

If you do the above correctly, the caleb then bow and allow you to approach.
Look at that caleb swinging from the ceiling. How does a channel get defined as an M!pick channel... is there such a thing?

Right on with the monkey thing.

[Tom]

THOMAS
A very kind person,always willing to talk, and be there when your down.
A person who is very gifted intellectually but does not apply himself, and yet still accomplishes many lofty feats
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.
a very complicated guy to figure out, yet someone who has the personality and persona of the most likeable characteristics, such as humor, spontaneity, charm, kindness, willingness, persuasiveness, intelligence, control, helpfulness, friendliness; someone who is very attractive in more ways besides his outer appearance, and most of all, has the ability to love.

GOOD THINGS ALL ROUND!!

[Tom]

I got distracted by this:

Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.

This is a real thing! JD Salinger used it extensively in Catcher in the Rye.

It is in fact the only thing I got out of that crumby book.

[Reed]

Reed
A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.
Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.

Suck it, bitches.

[Emaline]

Are we gonna start playing Mafia Wars, and posting our bra colors, too?











(itt:I am grouchy because my name does not exist on urban dictionary)

[sean]

sean   

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.

sean   

a sexy/hot/awsome person

the rest run along this line.

[Dimmukane]

that is actually surprisingly accurate

[Metope]

Oh my, this is so flattering!

1. kristin    
One of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is always there when you need her. She likes to kiss her guy friends. She got that cashflow. Drives a silver mustang, and dont take shit from no one.

O...kay...

2. kristin    
a language used by someone who wants sex, used to turn people on.
i wanted to bone her, so i talked kristin.

D'aww!

3. Kristin    
The most loving, beautiful, caring and amzing girlfriend.
You're best friend.
Kristin is so beautiful.

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

Are we gonna start playing Mafia Wars, and posting our bra colors, too?

Funny you should say that, the bra I'm wearing is actually called the "ELIZA"

http://www.bravissimo.com/products/lingerie/sensational-sets/panache/balconette-bras/pnc9-details.aspx?colour=cobalt

I AM A SUPER COMPUTER: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

ELIZA was a computer program and an early example (by modern standards) of primitive natural language processing. ELIZA operated by processing users' responses to scripts, the most famous of which was DOCTOR, a simulation of a Rogerian psychotherapist. In this mode, ELIZA mostly rephrased the user's statements as questions and posed those to the 'patient.' ELIZA was written by Joseph Weizenbaum between 1964 to 1966.

In DOCTOR mode, ELIZA might respond to "My head hurts" with "Why do you say your head hurts?" The response to "My mother hates me" would be "Who else in your family hates you?" ELIZA was implemented using simple pattern matching techniques, but was taken seriously by several of its users, even after Weizenbaum explained to them how it worked. It was one of the first chatterbots in existence.

I'm joining in.

1. the hottest girl in the entire world who when u see her, u just wanna jump on her and kiss her. shes pretty, gorgeous, romantic, sweet, hot, funny, PERFECT.
Did you see Eliza at the party? I just wanted to kiss her.
hott amazing gorgeous pretty special

2. extremely kind and compassionate person who is a great girl friend and cares about other people. likes guys and she is extremely good looking with lusious lips and a nice booty (if any one cares to look)(u know u want to)
sweet and cute, good samaratin, sweet cute compassionate nice

3. one who circulates the room without reason.
"that party was full of elizas"

All of these are true. If making my browsers grammar & spelling helper go mental....

[A Wet Helmet]

There were three pages (maybe four) about my name, and the only one that wasn't right in line with all the cute/funny/hot was that apparently my name is also slang for a hitman.


Which I'm kinda digging on, to be honest.

[Zingoleb]

1.    edward    
   
Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2.    edward    
   
A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"

Better. And Jackie Blue said I was a liar.

[scarred]

Nicholas:

The coolest guy in the world, but can be an asshole from time to time and is carefree when it comes to just about anything. Basically he just doesn't give a shit......

A Nicholas or Nick....enjoys chonga and the finer things in life....He is a drifter and a daydream believer....some might speculate that the Nicholas is a conceited, hopeless romantic, and is most likely a loner.

vs.

Nick

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

[Dazed]

Well, we can go with either

James:
Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.

orrrrrrrr

James:
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"

"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"

"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."

[JD]

Want

[jhocking]

man I'll bet urbandictionary is all over joe

[Thomas Edison]

[Blue Kitty]

This is terrifying

[FIXDIX]

[scarred]

[Yayniall]

1.    Niall    
   
somebody who is extremely sexy

2.    Niall    
   

somebody who is extremely sexy

3.    niall    
   

An amazing teenage boy who is kind of short but very cute. He has beautiful eyes and an extraordinary personality. He's sweet, funny, talented and can make you smile at the drop of a hat. He's dead sexy and very intelligent. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him.

4.    niall    
   
when you are in a niall state it is when youve just been boned so hard you must use a wheelchair to move around.it's very sad to see people in a niall state.

5.    niall    
   

the boy of your dreams. he is sexy and his eyes are like diamonds. he is funny and caring. you are lucky to have him in your life.

6.    niall    
   

a guy who says eaaaaaasy when you say hello to him as it appears (in his view) to make himself sound cool when he is really really not.

Eaaaaaasy

7.    Niall    
   

pedophile.

[elizaknowswhatshesfor]

man I'll bet urbandictionary is all over joe

Everyone is all over Joe.






(I mean coffee of course.)

[Emaline]

*lamebook stuff*

I linked that first one to my boyfriend because we actually know a Nate dating a Melissa, and it was fucking hilarious to us. It sounds almost exactly like a situation they'd be in too.

[BrittanyMarie]

I'm only posting this because everyone else keeps getting awesome stuff. fuck all ya'll.

2.

A tranny.
You are such a Brittany (tranny).

3.

A fatass who will most likely eat her babies.
Girl: I'm so hungry, I could eat a baby.
Boy: God youre such a brittany.

4.

A buck-toothed rabbit bitch with fat shoulders. She sucks her tummy in in all her myspace photos. She loves cock, anal sex and weed. She lies about stupid things, eg: 'My left toe was eaten by an alligator and my Dad is a millionare!', when later you visit her fathers home, find it's a bit shitty and notice all her toes are in-tact.
Brittany- My phone was $10,000!
Friend- Really? I saw it in a catalouge for $145..
Brittany- Erm,.. I'm so horny for anal right now!

5.

A cunt who no one likes.

She's mean and heartless to most people.
"What a slut."

"What a Brittany.*"

Honest to blog. Everyone hates a Brittany apparently, though I did quite like this one
6.

One who was a dinosaur in a previous life. She usually demonstrates her past life through excessive roaring when stressful situations are encountered.
Hear that Brittany roar!

AND ALSO ELIZA, we call out automated system Eliza. It confuses people when I refer to her (the automated system) as if she's a real person. "Hello, and thank you for calling cardmember service. I'll be helping you with your account!" thanks Eliza!

[Blue Kitty]

[Caleb]