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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3200 on: 18 Dec 2010, 17:03 »

It's never time to shave.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3201 on: 18 Dec 2010, 17:36 »

Also I see that someone has been recording all the latex dresses that Katy Perry has worn. That saves me a lot of trouble...

I have rarely googled something faster.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3202 on: 18 Dec 2010, 20:31 »

What time is it?


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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3203 on: 18 Dec 2010, 21:58 »

Guys this is proof of what derby has done to my butt and once skinny thighs.  Now I am a muscle machine!  and I wear my name on my butt!



I think it might be big but resizing programs are not on this computer so sorry if I fill your whole  screen with my mega booty

Also wowsers look at how out of proportion my arms are!  hilarious!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3204 on: 18 Dec 2010, 22:08 »

I still can't believe you didn't call yourself Jodie Sensible Solutions to Common Problems.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3205 on: 18 Dec 2010, 22:10 »

That would not have fit across my butt Harry!  also would be really inconvinient for the announcers!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3206 on: 18 Dec 2010, 22:42 »

That doesn't sound like the kind of thing a li'l outlaw would say.

It does, however, sound like exactly the kind of thing that somebody seeking sensible solutions to common problems would say.
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« Reply #3207 on: 18 Dec 2010, 23:06 »

That exchange was magical.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3208 on: 19 Dec 2010, 01:31 »

Did Harry just set himself up for a joke and then successfully make it?

Brilliant.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3209 on: 19 Dec 2010, 02:44 »


merry xmas you fuckers.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3210 on: 19 Dec 2010, 04:40 »

Did Harry just set himself up for a joke and then successfully make it?

I wish.
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« Reply #3211 on: 19 Dec 2010, 04:42 »

But if you want to, like, build a semi-apocryphal 70s rock 'n' roll style anecdote around this moment that people will eventually believe to be absolutely factual then, sure, go for it.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3212 on: 19 Dec 2010, 06:28 »

Jodie you look so good.
So good.
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« Reply #3213 on: 19 Dec 2010, 10:51 »

Jussi, great beard, great beard accompaniment.

I feel like that is one of the most Scandinavian beards I have seen in a while and you really look completely different than when you are clean shaven.
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« Reply #3214 on: 19 Dec 2010, 12:40 »

Yeah, really Jussi, A+ bearding right now. I almost didn't recognize you.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3215 on: 19 Dec 2010, 22:36 »

Hello there!



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« Reply #3216 on: 20 Dec 2010, 00:28 »

Jimmy you are just the cutest thing!  I miss your pretty colour in your hair though.  And I am sad I didn't get to see you when I was in Sydney!

And thanks guys!  I can't wait to get my muscle tone back!  2 months off skates means I am not as awesome as I should be!  Doctor tomorrow!  hopefully it will be good news!  If I could figure out a good way to do it I would post a picture of my xray.  Even the 'healed' version is still pretty snapped in half!
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« Reply #3217 on: 20 Dec 2010, 01:12 »

Don't worry, as soon as I can afford it I am getting silver put in! I will look like Mickey Rourke! Yaaaaay!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3218 on: 20 Dec 2010, 01:29 »

I will look like Mickey Rourke! Yaaaaay!

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3219 on: 20 Dec 2010, 03:58 »

Hello there!




Damn dawg, your arms are looking hella beefy. What a gym going guy.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3220 on: 21 Dec 2010, 00:42 »

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT HOW SNAPED MY BONE STILL IS!



But it is healed/healing and I can use it so oh wells.  You should have seen it when I first broke it!  It was so much worse!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3222 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:06 »

glad I'm not the only one who caught that.
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« Reply #3223 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:22 »

Never having read a Harry Potter book nor seen a Harry Potter movie in its entirety I just assumed Jodies was referring to a roller-derby injury Snape picked up at some point in the series.
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« Reply #3224 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:35 »

I live in Hollywood, so naturally I'm perfecting my movie pitching gestures.

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« Reply #3225 on: 21 Dec 2010, 02:58 »

I'm greenlighting that so hard
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« Reply #3226 on: 21 Dec 2010, 04:12 »

I'm not sure. I feel like the squirrel might need a friend? Tell me more.
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« Reply #3227 on: 21 Dec 2010, 05:45 »

What about the romantic subplot?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3228 on: 21 Dec 2010, 09:43 »

X-ray and stuff

Hey Jodie, I know this guy named Aaron, and his girlfriend is Jodie Handley, exact same spelling.  Are you dating a guy named Aaron?  'Cause that would be an astounding coincidence.  He's from Bowral, New South Wales, wherever the hell that is.
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« Reply #3229 on: 21 Dec 2010, 09:49 »

Does he look like this?
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« Reply #3230 on: 21 Dec 2010, 11:59 »



This was at my friend's (not pictured) graduation celebration thingy. I was the only one in this photo that didn't have anything to drink.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3231 on: 21 Dec 2010, 13:46 »

God dammit I made an accidental Harry Potter reference and I hate Harry Potter.  I like Harry's explanation best!

I do date a guy called Aaron, but he is a Queensland born and bred kind of guy.  Unless he IS the guy in the photo Manda so kindly found for me (thanks Manda!) in which case he is leading a DOUBLE LIFE!  But I am not sure when he would find time to make constant trips to NSW.  That seems likes something I would NOTICE.
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« Reply #3232 on: 21 Dec 2010, 14:45 »

That's a fairly remarkable coincidence.

Oh, I dunno - my wife and I both have sisters called Frances who have married men called Stephen.  We can tell between the husbands only because one's an international shipping lawyer and the other's a (now retired) priest...
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« Reply #3233 on: 21 Dec 2010, 15:34 »

So aside from trying numerous brews at Terrapin Beer Co (show) when we went to Savannah we found someone who needed to be rescued. His kill-date was actually 3 days prior. The booking agent actually had him at home and brought him to the show. Because we were taking his tired, deaf, old, nearly toothless, wormy, stinking butt home with us.

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« Reply #3234 on: 21 Dec 2010, 23:34 »

Say it with me folks:

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« Reply #3235 on: 21 Dec 2010, 23:46 »

That was an adorable pagebreak.
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« Reply #3236 on: 22 Dec 2010, 08:51 »

So aside from trying numerous brews at Terrapin Beer Co (show) when we went to Savannah we found someone who needed to be rescued. His kill-date was actually 3 days prior. The booking agent actually had him at home and brought him to the show. Because we were taking his tired, deaf, old, nearly toothless, wormy, stinking butt home with us.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B
« Reply #3237 on: 22 Dec 2010, 09:44 »

I do date a guy called Aaron, but he is a Queensland born and bred kind of guy.  Unless he IS the guy in the photo Manda so kindly found for me (thanks Manda!) in which case he is leading a DOUBLE LIFE!  But I am not sure when he would find time to make constant trips to NSW.  That seems likes something I would NOTICE.

Wow, that's kinda wacky that you do date someone named Aaron, but no, he's not the guy in Manda's picture.  Aaron (the one I know) is clean-shaven and always has been, or at least for the past five or six years.  Also, I stalked out some pictures of his girlfriend through his Facebook page (which I guess I could've done before) and it's not you.  But you knew that already.
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« Reply #3239 on: 24 Dec 2010, 09:38 »

Merry Christmas everyone!



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« Reply #3240 on: 24 Dec 2010, 10:14 »

I took a lot of snow pics today too, but all of them came out looking like Black Metal album covers.
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« Reply #3241 on: 24 Dec 2010, 10:36 »

I wish I lived in a place with pretty winters! Or at least was at such a place now.

Instead I have family at Christmas for the first time since 2007!
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« Reply #3242 on: 24 Dec 2010, 13:09 »

Merry Christmas everyone!



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dang, I miss living in a place that got that much snow any snow at all.
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« Reply #3243 on: 24 Dec 2010, 14:59 »

I took a lot of snow pics today too, but all of them came out looking like Black Metal album covers.

I don't see how they could have turned out any better
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« Reply #3244 on: 24 Dec 2010, 15:30 »

Snow is really inconsistent here. Some years we get pummelled and others we don't get a single snowflake.

This year there's been a few flurries but nothing that has stuck.

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« Reply #3245 on: 24 Dec 2010, 23:05 »

So apparently one of the things that the online object-manipulation/fire-spinning community does for Christmas is a video share!  So, with zero experience in filming or editing, and armed with a 3-year-old point-and-shoot Pentax that my parents have had forever and never use, I made this video!

Christmas poi video!

I'm pretty happy about it.  Also, thank you to the music forum for Mountains in the Sky, it remains some of my favorite music ever.
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« Reply #3246 on: 25 Dec 2010, 00:49 »

i went on a photoshoot today because i think today was the last sunny day in a while. now we are in for more overcast and more rain. fine by me! if only because of reprieves such as today. one of the presents i plan on giving my mom is a nice looking picture of me because she's still mad that i didn't order any senior portraits last year because i didn't like them...

this one is on film, it is so neat!


i can't get this one printed and framed lol


but yeah it's nice living not so far from open fields.


my mom is working tomorrow, so i opened two christmas presents today and then i don't think i have anymore but whatevs it's nbd. one of these presents was: TOY STORY 3
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« Reply #3247 on: 25 Dec 2010, 04:31 »

(this is where I am right now it's surreal)

Who do you think you're fooling, that's just a close-up of an advent calendar.







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« Reply #3248 on: 25 Dec 2010, 09:45 »

drinking: serious buisness


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« Reply #3249 on: 25 Dec 2010, 10:30 »

photos

sometimes when i look at pictures of people who post here i find myself actually really sincerely disappointed that we can't just hang out and be friends on a regular basis and this was one of those times
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