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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4550 on: 23 Jan 2010, 07:01 »

i'd like to say i'd sleep with about 90% of the sydney residents on this forum but truthfully, on a date with any of them i'd more than likely manage only to get as far as stammering and telling them how pretty they were over and over until it got too repetitive and creepy and then while clumsily exiting the premises i'd knock over my coffee or something
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4551 on: 23 Jan 2010, 07:46 »

Well I feel bad about that last 10% that you wouldn't sleep with
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4552 on: 23 Jan 2010, 07:49 »

Tania I think you'd be more successful than me. I propose we make a reality TV show called "Two Canucks Down Under: The Race to Syphilis!" and fly to Sydney and see who can sleep with more of them.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4553 on: 23 Jan 2010, 08:16 »

How would that be any different than MTV's Real World?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4554 on: 23 Jan 2010, 09:21 »

It would be in Sydney and way more awkward
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4555 on: 23 Jan 2010, 09:27 »



This was the last time I was dressed fancy. And yes, that is seven years ago.

Man, I want your hair so badly, it's beautiful! Grow out your hair again, cut it off and make me a wig with it.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4556 on: 23 Jan 2010, 09:31 »

How would that be any different than MTV's Real World?
People would be watching?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4557 on: 23 Jan 2010, 09:43 »


Man, I want your hair so badly, it's beautiful! Grow out your hair again, cut it off and make me a wig with it.

With the rate that shit is growing, you should have it in about three weeks. Shipping will cost an arm and a leg though, due to it being so goddamn heavy.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4558 on: 23 Jan 2010, 11:32 »

Who the hell let me out of the house in this khaki monstrosity, that's what I'd like to know...



The glasses and the terrifically stupid hairblob don't exactly help, I'm thinking... cannot wait until monday (finally getting my hairs cut off).
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4559 on: 23 Jan 2010, 11:51 »

You should prob get the jacket cut off and leave it at that. Unless you want to return to the gentlemanly affectations look avec ascot et al
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4560 on: 23 Jan 2010, 16:55 »

last night our student radio station organized a pub quiz.

a couple people showed up.


we had a mini dance party on our chairs during one of the breaks.


there were a bunch of challenges

one of the challenges was that team captains had to dress as the opposite sex


another one of the (secret) challenges was that the station manager had to kiss 50 people. I was one.


It was probably one of the best pub quizzes I have ever attended. Even if it lasted for three hours (there were over 120 questions not including the bonus rounds).

We didn't win though.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4561 on: 23 Jan 2010, 17:05 »

Who is the only player to have scored hat-tricks in the Premiership, Divisions 1, 2 and 3, the FA Cup, the League Cup and in an international?
Standard pub quiz fare.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4562 on: 23 Jan 2010, 19:09 »

It's Rob Earnshaw, is it not?

And is that pub quiz at the Edinburgh Student Union? If not then it looks identical to it.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4563 on: 23 Jan 2010, 20:23 »

It was really hot in the club.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4564 on: 23 Jan 2010, 20:49 »

Nice side-ponytail. Been curling your hair?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4565 on: 23 Jan 2010, 21:33 »

You look a bit warm too!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4566 on: 23 Jan 2010, 22:08 »

Harry, you realize that's not my hair, don't you? I have short hair.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4567 on: 23 Jan 2010, 23:02 »

But look how snazzy you'd look if you grew it out and curled it a little!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4568 on: 24 Jan 2010, 04:07 »

And is that pub quiz at the Edinburgh Student Union? If not then it looks identical to it.

It is!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4569 on: 24 Jan 2010, 06:57 »

I was really hot in the club.


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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4570 on: 24 Jan 2010, 11:57 »

But look how snazzy you'd look if you grew it out and curled it a little!

That might explain why she wanted to steal mine.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4571 on: 24 Jan 2010, 13:50 »


 
kinda grainy cuz we were moving but it was really beautiful
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4572 on: 24 Jan 2010, 14:25 »

The car is on fire... and there's no driver at the wheel

And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And a dark wind blows
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4573 on: 24 Jan 2010, 15:50 »

And there's no You in that photo, breaching one of the very few rules (or "guidelines") we have for the photo thread.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4574 on: 24 Jan 2010, 15:52 »

Yeah, but there's been plenty of photos like that lately. Just sayin'
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4575 on: 24 Jan 2010, 15:54 »

There's been one or two, but I think it's time to nip it in the bud before the bud . . . um . . . blooms, I guess? I don't think anyone wants the photo thread to become a repository for photos of any old thing. It's big and unwieldy enough as it is!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4576 on: 24 Jan 2010, 16:14 »

I'd sleep with Nick, I think.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4577 on: 24 Jan 2010, 16:19 »

Nick 'n' Slick.

It was meant to be.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4578 on: 24 Jan 2010, 19:58 »

my bad didnt know that there was guidelines. I will keep to the rules next time ;)
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« Reply #4579 on: 24 Jan 2010, 20:12 »

The car is on fire... and there's no driver at the wheel

And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And a dark wind blows

This is immediately what I thought of as well.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4580 on: 24 Jan 2010, 20:28 »


To make up for my previous post this is me hanging out with the guys from No Face and Deadworlds.
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« Reply #4581 on: 24 Jan 2010, 20:30 »

The car is on fire... and there's no driver at the wheel

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4582 on: 24 Jan 2010, 20:34 »

Excellent shot of the wanna-be Rasta in the wild.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4583 on: 25 Jan 2010, 07:00 »

white people cant wear dreads w/o being a wannabe rasta? What about hippies? Or just people that like the feel of dreading their hair. Either way its more than a lil presumptuous to call him a wannabe.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4584 on: 25 Jan 2010, 07:13 »

I thought it was funny.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4585 on: 25 Jan 2010, 07:36 »

MrBlu what are you even still doing here?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4586 on: 25 Jan 2010, 08:07 »

I think it's kind of a pain in the ass for people to make such a big deal about dreads being ugly, it's pretty much just like girls getting weaves but in reverse
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« Reply #4587 on: 25 Jan 2010, 08:09 »

In photo news, I lost at arm wrestling pretty bad! But at least it was on a fancypants official wrestling table!

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4588 on: 25 Jan 2010, 09:17 »

I have no idea who is being serious and who is joking but here is someone with awesome hair  :mrgreen: and here is someone who approves of his awesome hair  :police:
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4589 on: 25 Jan 2010, 09:36 »

So... What was the paddle for?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4590 on: 25 Jan 2010, 09:37 »

Ping Pong, duh
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4591 on: 25 Jan 2010, 10:19 »

Well I thought it was real fuckin offensive. White people should have the right to try and be black too, without getting shit for it.

Really? Go back and read his post. It's not even remotely malicious. It's completely off the cuff.

It's about as offensive as calling a bald person a skinhead or a person with long hair a hippie. I'll bet he's right too. That guy is probably not a Rastafarian.

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This seems uncharacteristically mean, James. MrBlu is actually a decent contributor. His posts thus far range from average to good. In terms of other teenagers posting here he is utterly inoffensive. He seems like a cool chap overall. I don't understand the big deal.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4592 on: 25 Jan 2010, 10:25 »

You've lost me completely.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4593 on: 25 Jan 2010, 10:31 »

Tommy missed the sarcasm boat. Carry on.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4594 on: 25 Jan 2010, 10:34 »

I still don't really understand what is happening but if the upshot of it is MrBlu doesn't take a couple of completely ambiguous statements to heart then that is fine by me.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4596 on: 25 Jan 2010, 10:36 »

It was a joke! Sorry MrBlu I do enjoy you. I was just trying to make light of all that zingo business last night.
I thought it was funny.
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« Reply #4597 on: 25 Jan 2010, 10:36 »

I understand.
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« Reply #4598 on: 25 Jan 2010, 10:42 »

Once again we find unity in our collective hatred of hippies.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4599 on: 25 Jan 2010, 11:12 »

I was called a hippy once.

I was also called a communist.

Do you even get communist hippies?
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