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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #850 on: 30 Apr 2009, 00:43 »

For simplicity's sake we should just all call them the holes.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #851 on: 30 Apr 2009, 03:38 »

Well that's useless. Where are you gonna plug your forks?

Into your fucking heart.

In England we follow Alan Rickman's example and use spoons for this purpose.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #852 on: 30 Apr 2009, 04:08 »

Patrick, where can I get one of those jackets? The blue one I mean, not the pink one.

They were tailor-made for the show, but I'm gonna see about having one tailor-made for me, with some red skinny jeans to match.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #853 on: 30 Apr 2009, 05:08 »

For simplicity's sake we should just all call them the holes.

Good ol' Slippery Pete.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #854 on: 30 Apr 2009, 05:24 »

He's the best!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #855 on: 30 Apr 2009, 07:07 »

If the photo thread insists on discussing holes that electricity leaks out of, at least it should have photos  of them...





These strange ones were in Nepal.

Before I got to Nepal, I was in India, near Jaipur:



This elephant had a cold; when it swung its trunk up like that it sprayed snot over us.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #856 on: 30 Apr 2009, 07:40 »

Next week's pandemic: elephant 'flu.
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« Reply #857 on: 30 Apr 2009, 09:51 »

Next week's pandemic: elephant 'flu.

Hah

but talking about wall sockets
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #858 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:21 »

That elephant steering guy looks so bummed out.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #859 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:27 »

He looks like he's about ready to stampede a bitch to me.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #860 on: 01 May 2009, 02:46 »

My best friend's birthday party was Friday night.

I had a very good time.

Man that's a wicked gurn you've got going on there.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #861 on: 01 May 2009, 08:06 »

Last night there was a club night dedicated to the seven deadly sins... so I wore my pajamas and slippers to it.



A good time was had by a lot of people.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #862 on: 01 May 2009, 08:44 »

I didn't realise "Cyndi Lauper" was one of the deadly sins.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #863 on: 01 May 2009, 09:07 »


Man that's a wicked gurn you've got going on there.

I have never heard this term.  What is a "gurn?"
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #864 on: 01 May 2009, 09:11 »

A facial expression.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_a_face

"Gurning contests are a rural English tradition."
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #865 on: 01 May 2009, 09:13 »


Man that's a wicked gurn you've got going on there.

I have never heard this term.  What is a "gurn?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurning

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #866 on: 01 May 2009, 15:56 »

Yep. "Gurner" also refers to someone dancing (particularly on drugs) and the mad faces you pull in the process.

Also I feel like I should post a photo. This is the best gurn I could find on short notice...



We're dancing in the kitchen for some reason.

(I am the dude in the bow-tie)
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #867 on: 01 May 2009, 16:00 »

woah, is the chick in the front, is her name Angela?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #868 on: 01 May 2009, 16:01 »

Not unless she's been living a complex life of deceit and lies. She's a friend I went to high-school with.
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« Reply #869 on: 01 May 2009, 16:02 »

Dancing stupidly on drugs, you say?
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #870 on: 01 May 2009, 16:06 »

That's some serious hair-tossing action you two have got going on there.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #871 on: 01 May 2009, 16:12 »

Dancing stupidly on drugs, you say?
[dope-ass photos]

i'm pretty sure "stupidly, on drugs" is the only kind of dancing that matters.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #872 on: 01 May 2009, 16:30 »

You remember when I posted pics of my first-ever live show on TV? Well, some guy on Facebook started a group and posted a better one from the same night. You could COUNT THE SCREWS on my guitar if my arm wasn't in the way of like 7 of them.



I love Prudence so much, she is beautiful regardless of what color clothing I am wearing.

(also Harry the pink hue from the earlier photos was the bad lighting combined with a less-than-amazing camera that my friend was wielding, this much more accurately represents every color)
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #873 on: 01 May 2009, 16:36 »

That is a very nice guitar you have there Pat.  What's the make? 
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« Reply #874 on: 01 May 2009, 17:04 »

Dancing stupidly on drugs, you say?



tell me you took advantage of the mad-ass slide in the background there!  hell, slides and swingsets and climbing frames are awesome enough at any time, but WHILE ON DRUGS?!  i can't begin to imagine!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #875 on: 01 May 2009, 17:52 »

That is a very nice guitar you have there Pat.  What's the make? 

Thanks! She is a Fender Jaguar. I recommend never buying one ever because if you think you like it now, imagine what will happen when you actually have one and you can no longer imagine yourself seriously playing anything else.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #876 on: 01 May 2009, 18:23 »

Almost every photo of me makes me look like I'm on drugs, regardless of whether I am or not.

Example:



Look at those shapes I am throwing. They are most competent shapes.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #877 on: 01 May 2009, 18:54 »

Zingoleb, I totally mistook you for a girl at first. Cut your hair, hippie.



Man that's a wicked gurn you've got going on there.

I have never heard this term.  What is a "gurn?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurning



I hear you have to lose some teeth to do this.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #878 on: 01 May 2009, 19:55 »

or just receive a pretty hefty uppercut!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #879 on: 01 May 2009, 20:18 »

That may involve losing teeth as well.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #880 on: 01 May 2009, 20:35 »

I remember once upon a time when I posted in this thread.

I'm about to do it again.

<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2rzs7wi.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]

"Dangit guys this isn't funny I can't breathe in this thing guuuuuys"

Edit: Upon reviewing this photo it almost looks like the books up on top of that wardrobe thing are from the Twilight series, and although I can't be sure, just in case they are let me emphasize that it is not my room.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #881 on: 01 May 2009, 20:48 »

Zingoleb, I totally mistook you for a girl at first. Cut your hair, hippie.

You do realize being called female (if even mistakenly) is a very large compliment to me, right?

Fuck gender identities. There is a reason I go by either [redacted]
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #882 on: 01 May 2009, 20:53 »

Cut your hair, hippie.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #883 on: 01 May 2009, 21:28 »

Seconded!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #884 on: 01 May 2009, 21:33 »

Zingoleb, I totally mistook you for a girl at first. Cut your hair, hippie.

You do realize being called female (if even mistakenly) is a very large compliment to me, right?

Fuck gender identities. There is a reason I go by either Edward OR Ashley.

not to be rude but I lol'd at this. 'fuck gender identities' followed by 'i utilize male AND female gender identities'
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #885 on: 01 May 2009, 21:53 »

Zingoleb, I totally mistook you for a girl at first. Cut your hair, hippie.

You do realize being called female (if even mistakenly) is a very large compliment to me, right?

Fuck gender identities. There is a reason I go by either Edward OR Ashley.

Well, you're basically a bishie then.

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« Reply #886 on: 01 May 2009, 21:59 »

Guys further to my recent posts in the blog thread, I picked up the painting I bought from a local artist today. I know I am not in the photo (and it is not a very good photo at all) but I felt the need to share this with you.



I am now a Patron of the Arts.

Because artists are all funny little fellows.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #887 on: 01 May 2009, 22:00 »

Uh, what is it?
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« Reply #888 on: 01 May 2009, 22:01 »

I didn't realise "Cyndi Lauper" was one of the deadly sins.

I only just remembered Cyndi Lauper released a greatest hits comp called "12 Deadly Sins." That's quite clever.
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« Reply #889 on: 01 May 2009, 22:07 »

gosh damn it I am sloth okay

not that witch cyndi lauper

cyndi can just bloody well shove off



p.s. now I am ALL the deadly sins twice over, you mother suchforths - check that golly dashed post count.
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« Reply #890 on: 01 May 2009, 22:12 »


not to be rude but I lol'd at this. 'fuck gender identities' followed by 'i utilize male AND female gender identities'

Here's some reasoning behind it:

My name is actually [redacted]

My friend Sebastian calls me Izzy for some reason. Perhaps my enunciation is not clear?

Edit: When I say 'fuck gender identities', I mean the typical 'boys look like this and do this. Girl look like that and do that' sort of mentality. It's surprisingly how prevalent it still it.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #891 on: 01 May 2009, 22:14 »

Uh, what is it?

It is beautiful.
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« Reply #892 on: 01 May 2009, 22:49 »

gosh damn it I am sloth okay

not that witch cyndi lauper

Yes but the girl in the photo is clearly dressed up as Cyndi Lauper.

Dovey, I'd forgotten that. Actually wasn't it called 12 Deadly Cyns? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?
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« Reply #893 on: 02 May 2009, 00:01 »

Oh dang Harry you are right oh dang oh hell

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« Reply #894 on: 02 May 2009, 03:28 »

So, you guys. I had a REALLY bad hair day yesterday, with my new haircut acting up like crazy and looking stupid, so I just buzzed it the Fuck off:

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« Reply #895 on: 02 May 2009, 04:05 »

On Monday we went to a "Geek Chic" theme night.

At first I was happy.


Then I was confused.


And finally, I was drunk.


I LOVE HOLIDAYS.
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« Reply #896 on: 02 May 2009, 04:54 »

On Monday we went to a "Geek Chic" theme night.

Oh Christ tonight at the pub I saw two people who were dressed EXACTLY like this. It's not geek chic week or something stupid, is it?
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« Reply #897 on: 02 May 2009, 05:00 »

I hope not, that'd taint it a little bit.
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« Reply #898 on: 02 May 2009, 09:14 »

So, you guys. I had a REALLY bad hair day yesterday, with my new haircut acting up like crazy and looking stupid, so I just buzzed it the Fuck off:

nooooooooo

Seriously, why would you do that?  That was a fantastic haircut, man!
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« Reply #899 on: 02 May 2009, 09:18 »

hitler had same haircut.
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