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Re: Blog Thread IIIb : Look Who's Blogging Now
The Seldom Killer:
I've been away from home for the past three weekends in a row. Now I finally get some time to chill out at home and sleep in and the bloody rapture is coming. FML.
Barmymoo:
OK I don't get this, I spend more time at church than almost any of you, trainee priests exempted, and I have not heard about the rapture. Someone tell me quick before I get left behind.
Guys I am Unemployed (as opposed to just unemployed) for the first time and it really sucks, how do people who actually have bills to pay and stuff cope with this? I am underqualified for a cleaning job, for goodness sake! I am looking at the application form right now and it says "What equipment can you use?" and I cannot think of any equipment that anyone would need to use except a cloth and maybe a Hoover. ARGH I AM GOING TO BE POOR FOREVER.
Also it is really frustrating because I'm working full-time without pay at the hospital and I'm the most focused person in the department, they're always stopping for endless cups of tea or to chat to anyone who comes in and barely getting any work done, and yet they are actually being paid for it and I'm not. I've been moved to a different department because I was getting too much work done in the one I was in and they didn't like it.
pwhodges:
--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 21 May 2011, 03:37 ---OK I don't get this, I spend more time at church than almost any of you, trainee priests exempted, and I have not heard about the rapture.
--- End quote ---
Well, it's nothing to do with real religion, for a start...
The Seldom Killer:
I think knowing about the raptures comes mostly from lurking on lots of really sarky webforums and reading the kind of blogs that like to take the mickey out of asshats.
Short version is that some semi-notable godbotherer with a penchant for crunching biblical numbers has decided that the numbers now tell him that today at 23.00GMT a massive earthquake will tee off in Australia and perpetuate around the world destroying us all.
Perhaps it's a tad presumptious for me to suggest this, but this will be the second time he will have got it wrong. Pitiful really, afterall, who wants to be a heel-chaser to the Jehovah's Witnesses. Worth noting that some of the people who work for the man have made mention that they fully intend to turn up for work on Monday morning.
Mind you, some good is coming from this. Christians, Atheists and Apolcalyptists alike have been organising interdenominational parties to celebrate the event. No word from the Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Hindus or other faiths as to whether they're coming and if they're bringing food but rumour has it that the Zen Masters have asked if it means Bring Your Own Buddha?
look out! Ninjas!:
guys i just died in the rapture
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