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Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
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--- Quote from: Inlander on 19 Aug 2010, 19:59 ---Oh yeah speaking of people staying places, guys I have a sofa bed in the front room of my house now so basically none of you have any excuse any more not come to Melbourne.
No excuse.
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I can't even afford to get halfway to Melbourne. I can only afford to get dropped somewhere in the middle of an ocean, only to drown or get eaten by sharks. I think that is a good excuse!
Zingoleb:
Confided in the store manager today that I'm in the process of transitioning.
She was pretty okay with it! 'Cept for the tranny door greeter bit. So I got transferred to a different position - which, incidentally, is great, because it means that I get out of a shitty position I hate and also get a pay raise.
Win/win/win
Part of the job I'm at requires me to keep stock of what is making the security alarms go off. Usually it's just some item that wasn't deactivated, but a lot of times it's just some dude walking in and then looking startled as all hell because everything's screaming and flashing red lights suddenly, which means that there's a blank spot in the spot on the sheet where you put down what item did it. I've taken to writing whatever the hell I feel like in that space - "Labyrinth-Era David Bowie's hair did it," "aliens invaded oh no/oh well," "THESE KNIVES," shit like that. No one's commented so far.
Lunchbox:
That is great Zingo! Congratulations.
Also Harry, the boy's parents want to take us to Melbourne for a weekend in October but they insist on getting us a posh hotel room. I will continue trying to convince them otherwise.
Inlander:
Jimmy and Ingelise are staying some time in October and I don't know if I'll have the deathmatch cage installed in the back garden by then so if you both turn up at the same time you might just have to flip a coin.
Either that or you'll have to stay in a posh hotel seeing as how I've told Jimmy repeatedly over the last couple of months that he can stay here. Stupid social mores.
JD:
Holy shit a new walmart just opened up and it is so huge.Two levels filled with so much stuff! It also has a cart escalator which is awesome.
I love capitalism.
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