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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2750 on: 13 Jan 2011, 10:06 »

I nearly had a valve burst open in my heart from the annoyed stress when watching my dad use The Google once

I would be like "Hey Dad see the fifth link from the top" and he'd be like "Yeah but let me try this one first just to make sure"

After clicking the link he didn't know how to use the back button (what the FUCK) and so he re-submitted his query to Google, but he typoed it so he got different results as well as a "did you mean...?" link, and after clicking that he was like "WAIT WHERE DID ALL MY RESULTS GO WHY ARE THEY DIFFERENT"

When my parents use the computer it's like being chained to a concrete chair to watch infants play with landmines. You know nothing good can possibly ever come of it, but you can't do a fucking thing.

(also does anybody else's parents type LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL when they think something you say is particularly amusing? My mom does)
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2751 on: 13 Jan 2011, 10:12 »

masters stuff

For what it's worth, Manchester is a really awesome city to live in, so if you were to choose there, you wouldn't be disappointed with respect to that, at least.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2752 on: 13 Jan 2011, 10:46 »

I nearly had a valve burst open in my heart from the annoyed stress when watching my dad use The Google once

Try teaching your father, who has Alzheimer's, how to use his computer. Every night for a week.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2753 on: 13 Jan 2011, 11:40 »

(also does anybody else's parents type LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL when they think something you say is particularly amusing? My mom does)

Not quite, but my father has finally figured out 'wtf' and spams it pretty constantly.

Apparently his girlfriend thinks 'bff' stands for butt-fuckers forever. Remind me never to read his texts again.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2754 on: 13 Jan 2011, 11:41 »

At the social club where my dad and his friends hang out, we found out one day that his friend used to think that LOL meant lots of love. We got a few minutes of laughs out of that one.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2755 on: 13 Jan 2011, 12:52 »

The touchpad mouse on her laptop decided to quit working, and I was stuck with keyboard-only navigation. If left to her own devices, she would simply go in to the place she bought it and get super belligerent and demand a warranty replacement.

Me? I hit the Windows key, and using tab, the arrow keys, and the 'return' key, I updated the touchpad mouse drivers, restarted, and bam, 90 seconds later the computer has mouse capabilities again.

when i worked at staples aka worst job i have ever had (yeah, that thread again), customers would constantly bring their computers in claiming that they were "broken" when they displayed symptoms like this. i'd always get into massive trouble whenever i did a quick check and discovered that the cause was something really simple and easy to fix, then fixed it for free, and then explained to the customer how to easily fix it on their own in the future, because what my managers always wanted me to do was instead charge the customer $200 for a "total repair" or something equally disgusting and criminal and then never ever tell them what i did to fix it. they claimed that while i worked there i lost them tens of thousands of dollars in computer repair, which i probably did. working a job where you fix computers really reveals how much those industries overcharge and take advantage of customers who are too scared and inexperienced to know how computers work and it's really pretty much the worst.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2756 on: 13 Jan 2011, 12:55 »

statement of purpose

i had to submit one of these for my master's degree as well, but up in canada we call it a statement of intent. it's basically a one-page single spaced outline containing details like what exactly you're going to study, why your research is important, who you want to work with, and so on. you can probably find lots of guides online on how to write these, as well as specific examples. if you're still lost, i highly recommend you consult an associate professor on how to format a statement of intent properly because most associate professors have looked at literally thousands of these in the course of approving graduate applications and they'll know pretty well what separates a good statement from a bad one.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2757 on: 13 Jan 2011, 13:59 »

i saw patton oswalt last night and it was very good! except some people were being annoying and sucky. one girl... i started hissing "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP"
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2758 on: 13 Jan 2011, 15:06 »

For what it's worth, Manchester is a really awesome city to live in, so if you were to choose there, you wouldn't be disappointed with respect to that, at least.

I know, I did my degree there  :mrgreen:
It's the reason I've only applied to Manchester and Oxford, Manchester as I know it/the faculties/people etc and know how awesome it is. Plus Oxford cos, well, it's Oxford and I think I can get in. Even if I choose not to go, it'll still be pretty cool to be all "hey I got accepted into Oxford" when picking up the ladies. I hear they like that kind of thing.

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Thanks, I've done some googling and found useful sites etc and I'm pretty sure I could write a good one - just not really in a week. Especially not if I want to consult a professor. So I guess my dilema is writing a sub-standard one and hoping my academic records will get me in or leave it and risk the places filling up.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2759 on: 13 Jan 2011, 15:08 »

Oh suck it up. We got close to 3 feet here in Massachusetts.

Why the fuck does that matter? I'm from Chicago, where we get 3-4 feet regularly. Seattle gets maybe an inch, once or twice a year. I wasn't saying "Oooh we got SOO MUCH SNOOOW" I was saying "Wow! We got a lot more snow than usual, and had a lot of fun playing in it!"

So no, I will not suck it up. You can go fuck yourself.

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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2760 on: 13 Jan 2011, 15:25 »

So this is what it is:

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If you are applying for a taught programme, you should submit a brief ‘statement of purpose’, explaining your motivation for graduate study at Oxford. You may wish to consider a number of issues such as:
What relevant academic, research, or practical experience do you have?
Why are you applying to this particular programme of study?
What areas of study in the subject interest you?
The statement of purpose should be one page long.
(From here)

I'm pretty sure I could write a good one - just not really in a week.

I know these things take time, but more than a week for a single page?  Really?
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2761 on: 13 Jan 2011, 17:40 »

On txt/speak
(also does anybody else's parents type LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL when they think something you say is particularly amusing? My mom does)

No, but my nan used to think LOL stood for 'lots of love'. I remember a time when this was particularly relevant, after my mum had just been diagnosed with melanoma, and she got a message saying something to the effect of

'Hey, how are you? I just heard about your cancer LOL'

which really didn't have the intended feel to it.
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« Reply #2762 on: 13 Jan 2011, 19:00 »

I know these things take time, but more than a week for a single page?  Really?

to be honest, my own statement of intent took me at least a month to write. granted, i was working about 50-60 hours a week at the time, but the criminology programs i was applying for wanted a really specific outline of my research. criminology is a discipline that tends to value primarily research that has real world implications for criminal law, legislation, policy, program development, and so on, and thinking up an interesting and unique project that would go beyond being interesting to being "useful" as well was really surprisingly challenging and research-intensive, made further difficult by the fact that my program is really competitive so you also have to use that page to sell yourself and explain to the committee why your project is the BEST PROJECT EVER. as a result, chiseling my proposal down to the point where it was both a) unique and brilliant enough to get me in and b) could not possibly be improved any further took me weeks. it's an example of one of those sad things that, no matter how hard you work on it, will never really look like it took the amount of time that it actually did. since oxford is obviously a much better school than the one i go to, i can only imagine the proposals will have to stand out that much more.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2763 on: 13 Jan 2011, 21:48 »

I think this is the most quoted I have ever been on any subject, ever. Yay, I struck a chord with people!

Tonight I went and drank lots of beer with my pal Martin. He is from Pitlochrie. I can't recall if I mentioned this; I'm drunk. Whatever. He's a cool dude to chill with. And whatever the fuck bar we were at (between the Chinatown and Metro Center stations) had a band that was pretty tight and they were really friendly. One guitarist had a '71 Telecaster, original Wide Range Humbuckers and all. The other had a newer ES-335. They were both impressed that I knew shit about their gear, so they both let Martin and I play their guitars. It was pretty cool. It is nice having very specified areas of enhanced knowledge (I won't say expertise because I refuse to call myself an expert in anything; maybe I'm trying too hard to be modest but I JUST DON'T KNOW).

Also if I sound goofy right now it is because I am DURNK.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2764 on: 13 Jan 2011, 23:39 »

it is 2:30am and i just woke up for no good reason. i have to be at the hospital to do a barium swallow at 7:15am so i can't eat or drink anything beforehand. i was all "psh no problem" because i usually get up 7ish to be at work by 8 and i never eat or drink anything until mid-morning. however the one morning that i can't drink anything i wake up at a ridiculous hour and i am SO FUCKING THIRSTY holy crap i just want to pour gallons of water down my throat and i can't :(

today is going to kind of suck because it doesn't look like i'm going to get any more sleep, i have to be at the hospital in less than 5 hours, then i'm going straight to work until an undetermined time (probably 7pm or so) and then i'm driving straight from there (2.5 hours) to visit someone for the weekend, probably going straight to a bar as soon as i get there.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2765 on: 14 Jan 2011, 03:28 »

May have developed a crush on a close friend. She also happens to be a best friend's ex, and a different best friend's drunk fuckbuddy. This cannot end well.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2766 on: 14 Jan 2011, 04:59 »

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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2767 on: 14 Jan 2011, 05:08 »

I had my first French lesson yesterday (it's really hard! The teacher speaks French all the time, understandably, and the work is the sort of complicated grammar a French child would be doing at the age of ten) and met another au pair who is in the class. She didn't know her mobile number so I gave her mine and my name. We were going to arrange to meet up today for lunch and she said she would add me on Facebook, but I realised about an hour ago (i.e. after lunchtime) that my privacy settings wouldn't let her search for me and I can't remember her surname. Grr, stupid me and my over-cautiousness about Facebook privacy.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2768 on: 14 Jan 2011, 06:37 »


So no, I will not suck it up. You can go fuck yourself.



MAYBE I WILL, MAN.

Maybe I will. But..later. Not at work.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2769 on: 14 Jan 2011, 07:38 »

I know these things take time, but more than a week for a single page?  Really?

Again pretty much what tania said; From what I understand it's how you make sure you're heard above the (pretty noisy) crowd applying. I don't think the subject I'm doing (Comp Sci) is as specific as the one tania mentioned, and I could probably write half of it about how great Oxford is and the other half on how awesome my project will be, but it's something I feel I have to get right.

Tangentially, this has got me looking forward to actually doing it! Especially the part in which I carry on my dissertation, which was all about how to replicate an emotional human performance of music using algorithms. That was awesome and interesting and something I've bored countless people with explaining its' intricacies. Using Oscar Peterson and Phillip Glass in a Comp Sci dissertation was pretty rad.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2770 on: 14 Jan 2011, 11:33 »

I ordered some tea on The Internet because there are no tea or coffee shops where I currently reside. The tea I receive smells like it was left behind when a house burned down but it tastes delicious and I an drinking a mug of it right now.

Jens! What tea are you drinking! What sort is it and from where did you get it! Black tea? White Tea? Green Tea? Pu'erh?
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« Reply #2771 on: 14 Jan 2011, 11:37 »

I'm starting to get really irritated that my roommates and some of my friends never tell me anything until the day we're supposed to do something. This isn't cool and I've brought it up before that no one never seems to tell me anything when I need to know something, but they don't seem to really listen to me either. Grr.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2772 on: 14 Jan 2011, 12:45 »

I have had a really weird week. My friend doesn't go back to school until next week because he's on semester schedule, so he decided to spend a week here with me and my other friend. He's a huge stoner and he smokes every day so um I have been, too, and that's not really that fun for me! I mean I like having him around, but just, oh god, this week. I will be relieved when he goes back.
Also he has been sleeping in my bed, so today when my roommate was gone we made out for quite a while. But it was really awkward? So now i'm just confused, because i can't tell if he is actually bad, or if i just have weirdly specific standards, or if i'm too emotionally conscientious to handle physical hookups, or if i'm just super gay
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2773 on: 14 Jan 2011, 12:48 »

I believe you have entered the awkward self-aware makeout zone.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2774 on: 14 Jan 2011, 13:23 »

haha

i like how no matter what this subforum gets randomly renamed to, it always seems to take on actual meaning to somebody or other, sometimes literally sometimes figuritively.

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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2775 on: 14 Jan 2011, 14:19 »

ahhhh I love lapsang souchong it is like drinking smoke
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2776 on: 14 Jan 2011, 15:04 »

Lapsang Souchong is pretty much the only tea I drink in winter. The leaves are smoked over pine needles. The smell reminds me of Canberra in winter when I was a kid and everyone would light fires to keep warm.

Now they all have gas heating. For "the environment". Pah.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2777 on: 14 Jan 2011, 15:44 »

Nice choice there. Lapsang Souchong is a great choice. It smells awful, but man, if it isn't delicious.
I recently bought 50 grams of this cinnamon black tea. It has little gold and silver sugar balls in it. When you infuse the leaves, the little sugar balls melt and, here's the best part, the tea sparkles! Here's a link.
I actually worked for that company during the Holidays and it was basically one of the coolest jobs ever. I mean, you just hang aroud and smell/drink tea all day long. It's the best.
I got laid off though because of a budget problem and since I was one of the newest employees, they asked me to leave. Downsizing sucks.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2778 on: 14 Jan 2011, 17:05 »

Blog thread, I have a weird conundrum. This is going to be an annoying "I said/she said" post so proceed at your peril.

I got an email from my cousin the other day wishing me a good trip and all the best for the future since I'm moving. She said she wouldn't have time to see me before then. I responded by saying thanks, it'll be fun, I'm sure we can arrange some time to hang out between now and then, it is a month away after all.
She then responded saying "Have a good trip, seeya".
At this point I'm a bit confused, doesn't she want to see me off? Then I thought maybe she's getting emotional about the whole thing and doesn't want to have to do goodbyes? She's not normally the type. Plus I thought we were fairly good friends.

So I then responded querying this, are you genuinely busy or do you not want to say goodbye?

To which she responded "I care about you and wish you all the best for your next step but I don't see the point in having to catch up before you go. We rarely have interaction, and we don't have anything to talk about or in common (apart from being cousins). The last two years have taught me that and I don't know you anymore."

Now for a long time I've been of the opinion that you shouldn't be forced to be friendly with someone just because they're related to you but my cousin has always been the exception, we don't hang out often but when we do it's usually fun and interesting. She came and visited me every day when I was in hospital which must count for something.

I have two responses in my head at this point in time "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Goodbye and have a nice life" or "FUCK YOU IM GOING TO BE YOUR FRIEND WHETHER YOU FUCKING LIKE IT OR NOT". At this point I'm leaning toward the later but seriously, how do you respond to that? I had thought we were fairly close but apparently she doesn't feel the same way at all.

I can't help but feel this maybe stems from an argument we had a few weeks ago about local politics which ended with me basically accusing her of being a huge racist (although in a more veiled way than that).

 :psyduck: WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO? This is bound to make any family gatherings awkward as hell in future.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2779 on: 14 Jan 2011, 17:37 »

Maybe apologize for the racist accusation?
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« Reply #2780 on: 14 Jan 2011, 18:12 »

One of the best things about being laid back about stuff is that I don't have to deal with drama any more, because I usually manage to diffuse any potentially dramatic situations by telling people to chill the fuck out, but thanks to my housemate being an insanely self-absorbed drama queen, I've had an awesome night out ruined and potentially a couple of friendships fucked over and I might move out soon because I'm so furiously angry at her.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2781 on: 14 Jan 2011, 18:19 »

Maybe apologize for the racist accusation?
I'm not going to apologise when someone was actually being a huge racist though. If she can't handle being called on her misinformed beliefs that's not my fault.

The more I think about it the more I think "Fuck family". I get along really well with my parents, two aunts, one uncle and one (previously two) cousin so I'll keep trucking with them but the rest of them can GTFO.
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Re: Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
« Reply #2782 on: 14 Jan 2011, 19:43 »

Fuck family is right. I've avoided family gatherings for my mother's side of the family for a few years now. No reason to make pretend small talk with people that don't like me. The last one I went to I had an aunt ask me to take my earrings out because she didn't want her children seeing them. They were just 14 guage small seamless hoops. One in each ear. She also asked me to roll my sleeves down because I have visible ink.
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« Reply #2783 on: 14 Jan 2011, 19:57 »

You can pick and choose your extended family. The only cousins I care about are the ones that came around yesterday for a swim, sammiches and good convo not the kooky aspirationalist, protestant nutbags on my Dad's side.
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« Reply #2784 on: 14 Jan 2011, 22:38 »

I'm smalltexting this because it may be a little gross. I learned an important lesson while I was outside on my mom's apartment balcony having a smoke.

When hocking a loogie from 15 stories up, it is important to not hit cars. I tried my best, and normally I am successful, but I just set off a car alarm.

I mean, it's gross, and I feel guilty that it happened, but that is probably the funniest thing that has ever come of such bodily functions.
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« Reply #2785 on: 14 Jan 2011, 23:09 »

Man, if the guy's car alarm is set to be that sensitive, the odds are he's a dick anyway.
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« Reply #2786 on: 14 Jan 2011, 23:48 »

It was pretty dense, man, and it fell 15 stories.
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« Reply #2787 on: 14 Jan 2011, 23:49 »

the funniest thing that has ever come of such bodily functions.
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« Reply #2788 on: 15 Jan 2011, 14:07 »

Dear People Reading This Post in The Blog Thread on the QC Forums,

I got a new job! Another new job! I am going to be working for an audio-visual company working out of the Banff Springs Hotel, which if you are not familiar with, looks like this:



PRO: Earning $4/hr more, most likely going to be working more hours.

CON: Still part-time, now on a three-moth probation where I can be fired for pretty much no reason.

PRO: Once I get out of the probation there's a chance I will get promoted to full-time and potentially to better positions, no chance of promotion in my current job, hours have been getting cut now that we're out of busy season.

CON: Because I won't have access to a car at the end of the month I'm forced to move to Banff in order to do this job. It's kind of weird thinking that I have to move for a job that is actually only 27kms away, seeing as I commuted that every day back home. I guess that's the problem of living in an area where the only way to get around is a car. Also, I'm sure you all know how much of a fucking hassle moving is.

PRO: I'll be working in my actual chosen profession, which aside from the fact that I enjoy it a great deal, also bodes well for my future. It's not a good idea to let yourself go 2 or so years isolated from an industry that moves as fast as the audio industry.

MIXED PRO/CON: I'll be moving into staff accommodation at the Banff Springs Hotel. From what I can tell it's pretty spartan and there's a fairly decent chance I'll end up in close quarters sharing the room with someone else. On the upside, it's $300/month, which is $25/month less than what I pay right now, $125 less than I what I'd be paying next month if I stayed where I am, and at least $200/month less than what I'd almost certainly have to pay living somewhere else in Banff. I'll be able to actually save money (especially if I get more hours/am promoted), instead of being hand-to-mouth like I am now. I might even have DISPOSABLE INCOME OMG. Also it obviously appeals to my powerful laziness and aversion to mornings that I will be living literally spitting distance from my job.

PRO: Employees at the Banff Springs get a daily meal allowance and access to the very heavily subsidised staff cafeteria. Reportedly a person can feed himself for $4/day with this. Also I did a trial shift with them on Friday and we got fed breakfast from the copious leftovers of a corporate buffet breakfast that had finished. Scrambled eggs, french toast, bacon sausages, potatoes, croissants, danishes, orange juice, as much as I could cram down my stupid face. It apparently doesn't happen that often but the idea that I have a job where it ever happens at all is pretty awesome.

CON: It's obviously a very upscale hotel so I have to get my hair cut (I actually thought I had pretty conventional hair right now!) and shave my sideburns (which I've had pretty much continuously for 5 years i.e; when I found out I could grow them), and fuck knows what I'm going to do about my ear lobes. I'm not even sure if I'd be able to go back to a regular size if I wanted to and honestly I really really don't, I've already put a lot of money and time into getting them to where they are and I was looking forward to continuing with that. Plus, nobody there knows about my tattoos yet but I can't imagine they'd go over well, so I guess it's long sleeves from here on in.

MIXED PRO/CON: Banff is a very touristy place and full of young travelers like myself looking to party and so on. It's probably a "better" place for me to be as a single young guy on his own. On the other hand, I hate partying and going to bars, I'm completely over it. And because of it's touristy nature, everything is far more expensive, including basic stuff like groceries.

MIXED PRO/CON: This is a year round job but business supposedly tapers off in the summer, leaving free time for me to travel around a bit every now and then. This means that I probably won't go fruit picking in Okanagan over the summer, which is good and bad because the area is very pretty and it would certainly be an adventure, but I'd also be working my ass off in the sun. The stability of a Real Job sounds kind of nice but it's also cool that I'll get to satisfy my extant wanderlust, too.

Also sort of CONs but not really I feel pretty bad about quitting my current job which I'd only been at just over a month and telling my landlord I was reneging on my commitment to move into the upstairs room at the end of the month. Pretty much canceled out by the fact that I'm quitting for a better job and a cheaper room, respectively.

So yeah, much upheaval up in this bitch. I'm still reeling from all of it, to be honest, and I feel like I have even less of an idea what my future holds than I did before.
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« Reply #2789 on: 15 Jan 2011, 14:35 »

I forgot to mention this around Christmastime, but while visiting my sister I discovered that restaurants in Boston's Little Italy are the best restaurants in the entire world. Admittedly I am biased because seafood pasta is my all-time favorite dish (every single restaurant there has a seafood pasta special,) and the margin of victory was slim considering the great restaurants in other places. Still, imagine the best food you've ever had; now throw that shit away and go get linguine with scallops and shrimp from Saraceno.

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« Reply #2790 on: 15 Jan 2011, 14:40 »

Hotel job

CON: Elevators often release sea of blood upon opening, high laundry cost.
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« Reply #2791 on: 15 Jan 2011, 14:55 »

PRO: Never having to worry about being without someone to play with, someone to play with forever

PRO: Blowjobs from dudes in bear suits
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« Reply #2792 on: 15 Jan 2011, 15:14 »

Having a roommate that is a drama queen sucks.
Dude you've got the HIVs, why do you worry about little shit like my girlfriend and I wanting to play rock band in the living room.
The living room is not your bedroom.
Hold on I'm gonna continue this in the vitriolic thread.
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« Reply #2793 on: 15 Jan 2011, 16:09 »

My girlfriend gave me a £40 gift card for a tattoo shop in brighton so guess who's going to get some colour done in the not-too-distant! Woo!
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« Reply #2794 on: 15 Jan 2011, 17:13 »

yesterday i ate so much food at my friend's party/potluck deal that i have had a legitimate hangover all day. i have also lost approximately 10 pounds since this morning via trips to the bathroom. life is a nightmare.

i am a grown adult, what is wrong with me. officially worst at life
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« Reply #2795 on: 15 Jan 2011, 17:58 »

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Sounds like the pros vastly outweigh the cons! Go for it. Disappointing your landlord/current employer is only a bad thing if you need a reference or wish to be friends with them in the future.
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« Reply #2796 on: 15 Jan 2011, 18:00 »

Hmm...my bank account is about 6000 dollars higher than it should be. Not sure what to do next right yet.
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« Reply #2797 on: 15 Jan 2011, 18:20 »

Give it to me!
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« Reply #2798 on: 15 Jan 2011, 19:16 »

I was watching Jurassic Park earlier and something occurred to me. Why didn't they just spay the damn things?
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« Reply #2799 on: 15 Jan 2011, 19:19 »

LIFE FINDS A WAY
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