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Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
KvP:
--- Quote from: Allybee on 27 Feb 2011, 22:45 ---did you just look up prices(?) cause it isn't that expensive...
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Then why'd you move in with 17 people!
Allybee:
I live in a mansion :) (sort of...)
JD:
--- Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 27 Feb 2011, 22:45 ---Personally I try not to surprise people with my nudity. In fact usually I preface people seeing me unclothed with a short powerpoint presentation and a pamphlet so that they can be prepared.
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"Do not be frightened by the many tattoos."
KvP:
--- Quote from: Allybee on 27 Feb 2011, 22:55 ---I live in a mansion :) (sort of...)
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Ah, I was gonna say, even in criminally expensive urban centers like San Francisco, 10 people to a house is pretty affordable.
squawk:
GUYS
YOU FUCKING GUYS
I have been flipping THE BIGGEST OF SHITS for the past like who knows how fucking long because someone on tumblr linked to "justinbieberfanfiction.com" and laughed as everyone cried and OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST.
It's been a long time since I've been completely alone to freak out on something, normally someone is online but tonight everyone's just gone. I can't do this alone. I can't. I have to tell someone. Here is the desperate summary I wrote on my friend's wall. My life is ruined forever.
--- Quote ---IN THIS FAN FICTION, a girl is at a justin bieber concert and she's in line to meet him where she gets his autograph and a picture and a hug. she goes home that night and discovers that he slipped his number in her purse. she calls him and they go on a date. that night, her daddy issues appear, and then she is supposed to go on a family vacation, but justin bieber swoops in and saves the day and takes her to the bahamas where he is performing.
there, they have awkward sixteen year old sex, and a PREGNANCY SCARE!!!!!!!! in which abortion is defined as "killing a precious, innocent baby".
and then the girl loses her best friend, because her best friend now views her as a "skank" and is like "don't talk to me anymore" because she had sex one time with justin bieber (HAHA, "ONE TIME").
and then they have sex for a SECOND TIME in which justin bieber uses the condoms that his agent "Scooter" had purchased for him.
then! justin bieber's FRIENDS come to hang out with the two of them! who say "i love you" to each other many times. and they mean it. oh by golly do they mean those words.
included in justin bieber's friends is his ex-girlfriend, caitlin, who, upon meeting the girl (whose name is allison but i didn't want to seem that invested in this to where i got to the point where i was referring to the stupid fucking characters by name), whispers something like "Justin bieber is MINE you whore" except "whore" is written as "wh*re"
and the girl is like, "why is she being so fake?"
and then justin bieber and his justin bieber friends go and play basketball.
and. i haven't read anymore than that.
i think i'm done.
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